by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 09/07/2017 at 14:38
by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 09/07/2017 at 14:38
Tags: shitpost
STARS: 2
My accounting textbook is trying to brainwash us all into being basic normie drones!
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
Starbucks puts chemicals in their coffee that alter your brain chemistry that make you more naive so that you’re more susceptible to the blatant lies of the MSM!
Because were did Starbucks start? Seattle Washington. What else is there? Microsoft, the number one publisher of software on the planet! They’ve been using the Space Needle to broadcast propaganda to subconsciously alter our minds so that we’ll all go to college to get liberal arts degrees and never be able to pay back the student loans! This way they get an unlimited labor supply that they can rule and oppress workers with like during the gilded age, but this time with student loans! Verrit is just their latest attempt to distort our reality to their sick and twisted one! The only way to get truth nowadays is through articles shared through Facebook, because Mark Zuckerberg excelled in Liberal Arts. But when he went to Harvard he discovered their vile plot he dropped out to create Facebook so that people would have a safe way of communicating free of the NWO’s propaganda and programming!
THIS IS SARCASM/PARODY
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
09/07/2017 at 14:41, STARS: 0
Somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if there were brain altering chemicals in Starbucks. I however, must not be affected.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
09/07/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 1
Microsoft is in Redmond, not Seattle. Totally different places.
Amazon is in Seattle.
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 14:44, STARS: 0
Frappuccinos are extremely overrated.
If you must get something from Starbucks, it should be a black iced coffee. Just like the one I may or may not be drinking as I’m writing this.
"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
09/07/2017 at 14:47, STARS: 0
ive never been to starbucks... i have a wierd defect that means i only like cheap freeze dried instant coffee...
also everytime i try to get coffee somewhere they give a list of options... and none of them are regular coffee flavoured coffee (well.. i think americano is.. but i refuse to call it that... coffee should be plenty damn clear)
so i gave up on getting coffee when not at home... (i’ll just have water thanks..... regular plain old tap water incase you gots a fancy name for that shit too argh)
you know.... i think ive just discovered a new pet peeve i didnt realize i had....
"CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/07/2017 at 14:51, STARS: 0
Iced coffee? Gross. Cold brew man.
Like I may or may not be drinking right now.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/07/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1
The second paragraph is why I’ve never bought anything from Starbucks. I’ve been there with friends a few time and was like “I’m not paying $5 for something I know nothing about other than it has a fancy, and probably BS, Italian name.”
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/07/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
09/07/2017 at 14:52, STARS: 1
Well. You’re not missing much. It’s not that great. I go maybe once a year because road trips.
"fintail" (fintail)
09/07/2017 at 15:46, STARS: 0
So in what color would you like your Tesla?
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 15:53, STARS: 0
Cold brew is way too bitter for me.
I’ll pass.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/07/2017 at 16:03, STARS: 1
It’s pumpkin spice latte season. I may or may not have just bought four.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/07/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 1
White, because it reflects radio waves the best!
"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 16:36, STARS: 0
But they taste like candles. I don’t really see the hype, but hey, if you like it, go for it.
Want a good sweet-ish drink from Starbucks?
Grande iced cinnamon dolce latte with two pumps of dolce instead of four, no topping or whipped cream, and skim milk instead of whole. It’s literally a Cinnabon in a cup.
This is the iced Pumpkin Spice Latte I had last year.
"interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/07/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0
They’re better hot.
"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
09/07/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0
I’ve been wearing my aluminum foil hat for years