Well, looks like I'll be headed back to Roswell soon

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 09/07/2017 at 12:32

Tags: HURRICANE IRMA ; E90M3 flees
STARS: 5


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Got the M3 stashed in a parking deck, topped off the 3 this morning, leaving work early today, the plant should be shut at least Monday, so I shouldn’t have to hurry back.. All I need to do it get some hurricane supplies.

If you’re wondering why I’m not taking my beloved M3, it’s because the distance between my apartment and my parents abode is at the limit of the M3's fuel range. If I get stuck in traffic and I can’t find fuel, there is a real chance I could run out. Plus, it’d have to sit outside at the parents. So I put it in a parking deck in an area that would have to get a 30'+ storm surge, and then get to the level the M3 is at. I’m not too worried about it. Hold on tight E203239.


Replies (35)

Kinja'd!!! "Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street." (demon-xanth)
09/07/2017 at 12:41, STARS: 1

Looks like Wednesday is not going to be a good day to be outside here.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/07/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0

Or you could have driven slower in the M3 to conserve fuel and stretched the gas.....

Ah, whoamikiddin!

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/07/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 2

But making it all the way to New Mexico on a tank of gas.....damn!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 12:43, STARS: 0

That storm is going over Florida like a condom.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

I mean, it is America’s wang.

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Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/07/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 4

And as you can see, Irma appears to be going on the “fuck the east coast” tour.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 12:50, STARS: 1

16 gallon tank, maybe 20 mpg if I’m lucky. Should give me a 320 mile range.

In reality I get 18 mpg, the M3 is not full and no idea about gas availability, so that would give me a range of 288 miles. From my door to my parents door it’s 272 miles. Now if I get stuck in 3 hours of traffic, I’m fucked.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
09/07/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0

Georgia, I would expect.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/07/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 2

I thought it was America’s hemorrhoid.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 2

Basically. While Irma is fucking up the east coast, I’m going to be getting fucked up on hurricanes.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/07/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 1

Get some gas cans?

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 12:57, STARS: 1

That would have been the thing to do last week.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 13:01, STARS: 0

That’s an insult to hemorrhoids.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

To avoid the storm, I’ll be heading to just outside of Atlanta tomorrow night too. I’m not risking it.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
09/07/2017 at 13:04, STARS: 0

Good luck and Godspeed! Keep us updated, and above all, keep yourself safe!

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/07/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

You need to live more dangerously!

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/07/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0

I reject your assertion, because mine involves aliens and alien technology that he won’t share with the rest of us.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 1

I will probably have a lot of time on my hands these next few days. Sure I’ll post a lot to oppo. Might even sit down and write a long article, like I used to do when I was unemployed.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:19, STARS: 1

I’m under a mandatory evacuation anyways.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 2

Need I remind you I have 2 out of warranty BMWs? Pretty sure that’s living dangerously enough.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0

Honestly, I’m not, but I don’t want to stick around in Category 1/2 winds. The majority of buildings in Tallahassee have wooden structures and aren’t really good at dealing with hurricanes. I have family just outside Atlanta, so they invited me for the week.

The E90 will be fine. I have faith in that.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
09/07/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

Drive nekkid!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/07/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 1

Sounds like you are making the right decisions way ahead of time, unlike thousands of people in south Florida. I hope the M3 survives the storm in good shape. Winds are still projected to be over 100 mph, that’s seriously serious shit.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:25, STARS: 1

I’m sort of expecting to come home to a flooded garage. Expecting the worst, I live in an area we’d need like 25+ feet of storm surge. I’m moving everything that could get destroyed up to my second floor apartment. If that gets hit, oh well.

I’m fully expecting the M3 to make it, otherwise I’d be taking it.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:28, STARS: 0

I moved it last night to an interior wall of a parking garage, in an area that needs like a 30+ foot storm surge, and it’s not on the bottom level. I’m not really too concerned about it. If I was, then I’d be taking it with me. I hatched this plan a while ago. Figured out what I’d do with two cars, since I can’t drive them both at the same time.

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
09/07/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 0

I really hope your car is in a safe place. The storm surge from Katrina in Biloxi was 28' and they are predicting 20'+ for Irma. Add in wave action and the numbers get higher.

Good luck and stay safe!

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/07/2017 at 13:33, STARS: 1

I’m on the fourth floor of a new apartment complex in front of campus, plus my windows are facing towards the center of the complex, so I’m hoping for the best. I’m locking all of my stuff that I’m not taking in the bathroom, which is large and relatively well protected. Hopefully your apartment isn’t hit too hard.

Stay safe, E90. Keep us updated.

Kinja'd!!! "DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
09/07/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0

Man you should’ve seen the local parking garages around here after Harvey; all the top levels were FULL of cars. It was really truly bizarre looking. I wish I had gotten a picture, but it was hard to capture.

I’m glad you’re getting out of harms way. This is a storm with a cold blooded vengeance. This isn’t the storm to take a chance on.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 2

Storm surge would have to get over 30 feet to get to the bottom level of the parking deck, which is 10 miles inland. So unless it gets above like 40 feet, I’m not worried.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 1

I planned this yesterday, the parking deck was pretty empty.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/07/2017 at 14:11, STARS: 0

You just need to add a receiver and get a hitch-mounted cargo tray and a couple 5 gallon gas cans...

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 16:40, STARS: 0

Sadly, can’t mount a tow hitch on E9X M3 due to the placement of the exhaust.

I looked into it when I was thinking about getting an E9X M3 track car and towing it to the track with my E90. AKA right before I got laid off. I was going to reward myself if I had stuck it out through that company for another year.

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
09/07/2017 at 16:50, STARS: 1

Two words: side pipes.

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
09/07/2017 at 17:02, STARS: 0

I’d fly a relative down, and let him take the 328 while you take the m3

Kinja'd!!! "Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner" (gavinharter30)
09/07/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 0

And Ive got an out of warranty Mini Cooper s. If we’re talking living dangerously, then it’s me