So I went back and was reading some of my old comments 

by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 09/06/2017 at 22:04

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"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/06/2017 at 22:20, STARS: 2

I tried reading my early comments a few weeks ago.

Never again.

I’ll pass.

"for Michigan" (formichigan)
09/06/2017 at 22:39, STARS: 0

I don’t go back through my own comments or posts from way back unless I’m looking for something specific. It’s just too painful.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/06/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 0

The cringing is real.

I apologize to anyone who ever spoke to me prior to 2016.

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/06/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 1

I save this one.

"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/06/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1

I actually deleted every one of my Oppo posts from when I used to post, years ago, when I wasn’t as mature/Internet-knowledgeable. Luckily, I don’t know how to quickly go back several years in the comments, so I’ve never actually looked at my old comments, and I don’t wish to.

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
09/06/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 0

Oh God. I don’t even want to read my old posts either.

"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 05:56, STARS: 0

All my old oppo posts, pre-2012 got deleted when they changed the formant to Kinja.

"jimz" (jimz)
09/07/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 1

all of my comments on Jalopnik (and any replies to them) were nuked out of existence during the great Univision takeover.

"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 0

Weird, it saved all my non-oppo comments. My oppo comments, including my favorite one, are lost to history.

My favorite comment:

"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/07/2017 at 12:48, STARS: 0

I haven’t been posting anything (comments or posts) as long as you have (maybe early 2013), though I remember reading from 2011-ish, back when Kinja still had image slideshows, like those clickbaity websites, and back when Ms. Martin was around (yes, I know Murilee is a guy).

"E90M3" (e90m3)
09/07/2017 at 12:53, STARS: 0

I had forgotten about those slideshows, I think that was part of 5.0 if I’m not mistaken.

"SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/07/2017 at 12:58, STARS: 1

I don’t know my website iterations at all - hell, I don’t even quite remember when exactly I came to Jalopnik, what led me to Jalopnik, how I came across Oppo, or when I joined Oppo at all.