BREAKING NEWS: RAM Targeting Surpassing F-Series Sales "By 2090"

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Published 09/06/2017 at 15:30

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Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
09/06/2017 at 15:31, STARS: 1

Any bets on which OPPOnaut is Segio?

Any dibs on Akio Toyoda?

Kinja'd!!! "shpuker" (shpuker)
09/06/2017 at 15:34, STARS: 6

My guess is $kay got bored.

Although part of me hopes the actual Marchionne just said fuck it and went off the rails.

Kinja'd!!! "BeaterGT" (beatergt)
09/06/2017 at 15:37, STARS: 3

His sweaters would never allow it.

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
09/06/2017 at 15:40, STARS: 4

ok, someone needs to register as “Sergio Marchionne’s Sweater” in the spirit of some of the old Gawker joke accounts like “Milton Berle’s C**k” and “Chris Christie’s Pannus.”

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/06/2017 at 15:47, STARS: 0

I know who it is...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
09/06/2017 at 15:52, STARS: 3

http://smarchionne.kinja.com/im-the-ceo-of-fca-ama-1798680495

There’s a few funny nuggets in here, but about half of the responses seem semi-serious.

What’s really funny is that there are a few people who really seem to believe they’re talking to the CEO of FCA on Kinja.

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/06/2017 at 15:54, STARS: 0

What type of things would it say?

Kinja'd!!! "shpuker" (shpuker)
09/06/2017 at 15:58, STARS: 1

Let the burner influx commence

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
09/06/2017 at 16:27, STARS: 1

stuff like “che cazzo fai, idiota?”

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/06/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 0

lol. It’s funny because he’s lived in Canada since the age of 13. Everyone thinks he’s as Italian as Enzo Ferrari, but nope.

He’s also currently a member of the Board of Philip Morris International Inc. Nothing like a helping to run two bad companies.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
09/06/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 3

You seem to be implying that he was ever on the rails.

Kinja'd!!! "Sergio's Sweater" (thesweater)
09/06/2017 at 18:43, STARS: 1

That would kinda cock over the real deal though....

Kinja'd!!! "jimz" (jimz)
09/06/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 0

yeah but I’m talking about what the sweater would say.

Kinja'd!!! "shpuker" (shpuker)
09/07/2017 at 10:11, STARS: 1

You make a fair point