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Kinja'd!!! by "Berang" (berang)
Published 09/06/2017 at 00:45

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The SAAB decided it didn’t want to take me home tonight. Started fine when I went to work. Started fine when I went to lunch. Did not start when I needed to go home. Make your bets about what broke while literally nothing was happening to the car.

All I know is that there was no spark. Place your bets on what’s broken tonight, and we shall see tomorrow when I get a chance to check it out in the daylight.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
09/06/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

Distributer. Can’t be more specific done I don’t know much about cars that old.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
09/06/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

*since.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/06/2017 at 00:54, STARS: 0

It probably contracted something by communicating with my Tercel

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
09/06/2017 at 00:59, STARS: 1

Blown fuse/relay

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
09/06/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 0

Fuel pump or ignition fuse. Maybe distributor.

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
09/06/2017 at 01:11, STARS: 3

Angry Swedish pixies, she won’t chooch cuz the confuser has no happy ones.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/06/2017 at 01:57, STARS: 0

It.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/06/2017 at 02:10, STARS: 0

Did it crank? Click? Nothing?

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
09/06/2017 at 02:45, STARS: 0

cranks like normal.

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
09/06/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 0

How’s the flywheel?

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
09/06/2017 at 03:11, STARS: 0

Everything’s spinning. But I’m not getting any spark at the plugs.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/06/2017 at 04:46, STARS: 0

distributor is guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Forge Crown Victor!" (metallicaman0258)
09/06/2017 at 09:43, STARS: 0

It’s not the confusers fault the pixies ain’t moving past the batteria down the leads to make the plugs go so the engine can chooch. It’s probably the dang crank sensor not sending the cranking what for to tell the pixies to move for the choochin

Kinja'd!!! "Forge Crown Victor!" (metallicaman0258)
09/06/2017 at 09:45, STARS: 0

No spark? Coil, ignition control module, crank sensor, distributor pickup coil/hall effect switch or that ECU. Ecu is a last resort

Kinja'd!!! "TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo" (drivesaswedishcarmadeinbelgium-)
09/06/2017 at 10:13, STARS: 0

Does it have one of those Direct Ignition cassettes?

Kinja'd!!! "415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)" (415s30)
09/06/2017 at 10:18, STARS: 0

Focus you faaaak!

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
09/06/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 0

Direct Ignition module went out?

Kinja'd!!! "Die-Trying" (die-trying)
09/06/2017 at 16:42, STARS: 0

glazed points......