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Kinja'd!!! by "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
Published 09/04/2017 at 23:00

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Mitsubishi Diamant - Missing Title - “All this car needs is new key and an ignition”


Replies (23)

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
09/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 0

CP

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
09/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 2

Add “parked in the middle of nowhere” to that list.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
09/04/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 3

it broke my sketch-o-meter

Kinja'd!!! "Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre)
09/04/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Create a burner email and ask the seller for the VIN to run a car fax.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
09/04/2017 at 23:14, STARS: 1

I bet the seller doesn’t have a documented service history for the car.

Kinja'd!!! "interstate366, now In The Industry" (interstate366)
09/04/2017 at 23:15, STARS: 1

It’s ok to contact him with commercial or other services.

Also, you, a Brazilian lawyer, are looking at it.

Kinja'd!!! "AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
09/04/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 1

That depends on if the previous owner kept it in the glove box or not.

Kinja'd!!! "AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson)
09/04/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 3

The seller could have added, “The car was like this when I got it. I’m only selling because I just don’t have the time to fix these problems.”

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
09/04/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 3

The diamante was a full size car! How dare this seller be so ignorant!

Kinja'd!!! "The AE86 of Mt. Akina (Hachi)" (theae86)
09/04/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

Subject: Interested in the Diamante

Body: FUCK THE CAR I WANT IN

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/04/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 2

It’s LA, you could drive a stolen car for years and nobody would notice.

Kinja'd!!! "CRider" (crider)
09/04/2017 at 23:39, STARS: 0

Just pretend it’s an SV650.

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
09/04/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

or a ninja 500 apparently

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
09/05/2017 at 01:09, STARS: 0

I’m sure the seller is an honest person who simply misplaced the key and ignition.

It could happen to anyone...

/jk

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
09/05/2017 at 05:34, STARS: 0

as they were made here in Australia, my guess is it should be upside down?

:P

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 06:56, STARS: 0

Or the original embroidered Mitsubishi leather pouch.

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 06:57, STARS: 1

Optional Extras: Outstanding Warrants

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 06:58, STARS: 0

That’s a stolen car, right?

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 07:00, STARS: 0

I like to look at possible Lemons cars because I dream of doing one. But alas, I’m a Brazilian Lawyer

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 07:01, STARS: 0

Not a rare car like the V6 Mitsubishi Diamant

Kinja'd!!! "My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
09/05/2017 at 07:03, STARS: 2

“Let us meet in the tall dry grass, next to the murder house”

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
09/05/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

I dont understand how “plate stays with the car” could ever end well... But I guess it makes it super easy to get away with driving illegally for a while.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
09/05/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0

I don’t think they are that rare. I remember seeing quite a few when they were newer.