by "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
Published 09/04/2017 at 21:58

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She posts at oppositelock
His car is microscopic
She thinks that its love but to him its dragons fucking cars
He reads JKM’s posts but Dr.Zoidbergs’s his hero
His gas tank’s zero
What comes next?

Same blog different content
It’s stupid, contagious
To be broke and not famous
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My cars, your new tires
Let’s throw up our keyboards for shitpost 101

She bought him a driftcar, full oppo, his tie rod broke
He traded it for a GT86 at the local Toyota Dealer
She left him for staring at new posts and not caring
When she cried because she thought FP broke up

Same blog, second shitpost
It’s stupid, contagious
To be broke and not famous
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My car, your new tires
Let’s throw up our keyboards for shitpost 101

Seven years later he works for the FP
She posted a miata and AsceticsInMortion never there
The blog never changes, just the names and faces
Like XJdano and gmctavish they’re living on a prayer

Did you just post that?
I just posted

It’s stupid, contagious (same blog different content)
To be broke and not famous (same blog different content)
Can someone please save us from shitpost 101
My car, your turbo
My car, your new tire
Let’s shoplift some sweatbands for punk rock 101

Replies (4)

"Nibby" (nibby68)
09/04/2017 at 22:09, STARS: 0

You are insatiable
Latex smile peels off your skull
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Hard rock queens in ripped up jeans
Everyone thinks they’re so obscene
Bend them over you get a taste of lollirot
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Evil boy, still the best
Peanut butter smeared on his chest
Get real close you’ll get a sniff of lollirot
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We are all candy covered on the outside
Peel away the shell and we’re rotten on the inside
We are all candy covered on the outside
Peel out your eyes
Take my advice
Taste all your fears, sugar and spice

We are all candy covered on the outside
Peel away the shell and we’re from the inside
We are all angry, angry on the inside
Peel away the shell and we’re frightened on the inside

You are insatiable
Latex smile peels off your skull
Everyone knows you need a piece of lollirot
Lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lollirot

Evil boy still the best
Peanut butter smeared on his chest
Get real close you’ll get a sniff of lollirot
Lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lolli lollirot

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
09/04/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0

Canuck shitposts not looking for taste

Canuck shitposts not concerned with the crap among the quality content

Canuck shitpotsts let’s go talking about buying cheap Miatas

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
09/04/2017 at 22:18, STARS: 0

I could have used a Smash Mouth song if I wanted a quality shitpost.

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
09/04/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

It’s okay, you did your best.