I'm not worthy

Kinja'd!!! by "marshknute" (marshknute)
Published 09/01/2017 at 11:42

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I thought I was hot shit driving my 430hp Corvette last weekend until I encountered a 1290hp SSC Ultimate Aero.

Exactly THRICE the horsepower of my weak sauce plastic car!!!

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In case you can’t see, the air brakes read: “UNFUCKWITHABLE.”


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
09/01/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

Whatever happened to SSC anyways?

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
09/01/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 3

Idk. They unveiled this sexy beast and then fell of the face of the earth.

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Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
09/01/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0

I can see the molds that body came out of.

*shudders*

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
09/01/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 3

alien balls.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
09/01/2017 at 12:09, STARS: 0

Hello to you too.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/01/2017 at 12:32, STARS: 1

I will literally never encounter a vehicle like that on a casual drive around my area. I’ve see a few Ferarris over the years, one Lamborghini that I can think of; a Bentley (one specific white convertible) appears a few times a year. Numerous 911s. That’s about it.

Kinja'd!!! "marshknute" (marshknute)
09/01/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 6

I wasn’t exactly on a casual drive. I might have been at the largest car show on the east coast (Dream Ride).

I knew there would be some insane cars (10 Pagani’s, 4 LaFerrari’s, 2 P1's, etc), but didn’t expect a freaking SSC to pull in right as I arrived. The owner also brought his Mosler Raptor GTR (but brought the SSC in place of last year’s Saleen S7 twin turbo).

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Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
09/01/2017 at 13:03, STARS: 0

oh wow. well that’s awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
09/01/2017 at 14:21, STARS: 0

Too bad it’s ugly as all get out.

Are those air brakes or are they clipboards glued to the rear wing?

Kinja'd!!! "Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
09/01/2017 at 18:47, STARS: 0

So you’re best friends with this guy now, right? RIGHT?

Kinja'd!!! "NYankee1927" (nyankee1927)
09/03/2017 at 16:11, STARS: 0

Kim Kardashian was associated with it so I basically lost all respect for the company then.