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Kinja'd!!! by "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
Published 09/01/2017 at 10:34

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STARS: 5


Brown on brown CR-V LX just rolled into the shop. WITH A STICK.

Like this but with 170k in wear:

Kinja'd!!!

Very little rust, picnic table still intact. 10/10 Would DD. Even though its poo brown in and out. And not diesel.


Replies (11)

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
09/01/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 3

No.

No. No. No. No. No.

Everyone likes to rag on the Corolla and Camry for being soulless generic appliances for the masses that just want a reliable appliance for transportation, but in actuality, it is the CR-V. My mom, stepmom, mother-in-law, and grandmother-in-law all drive CR-V’s.

At least you can hoon a Corolla or Camry a bit (you know, slow car fast and all that), but you can’t do anything in a CR-V other than drive it appropriately at the speed limit.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
09/01/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0

Is it real time AWD, too?

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Can’t read it

Kinja'd!!! "Cash Rewards" (cashrewards)
09/01/2017 at 10:56, STARS: 1

That picnic table is something they don’t get enough credit for. More cars should have random shit like that.

Kinja'd!!! "Boxer_4" (Boxer_4)
09/01/2017 at 11:05, STARS: 2

The first gen was cool. After that, you’re right.

Same with the RAV4.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
09/01/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1

Yes of course.

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
09/01/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 0

BUT ITS STICK

Kinja'd!!! "ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy" (bakeshake)
09/01/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0

That is an improvement. One of my coworkers bought one from this generation last year, and the auto trans went out immediately. ~150k miles, I think.

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
09/01/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 1

The Aztek came with it’s own shag space. It wins.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
09/01/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 0

noice

Kinja'd!!! "for Michigan" (formichigan)
09/01/2017 at 14:48, STARS: 0

I think you mean beige on beige. This CUV is nearly the epitome of anti-Jalopness, it just needs an automatic.

Kinja'd!!! "SpeedSix" (speedsix)
09/01/2017 at 17:07, STARS: 0

At least you can hoon a Corolla or Camry a bit (you know, slow car fast and all that)

I’d guess that Honda engines rev more willingly than most of Toyota’s mainstream engines.