Best seat ever!

Kinja'd!!! by "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
Published 08/31/2017 at 17:20

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I’m in seat 13B on a CRJ 200! Close to toilet!

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Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/31/2017 at 17:24, STARS: 1

take the biggest dump

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
08/31/2017 at 17:26, STARS: 5

If you try hard enough, you don’t even need to get up to use it.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/31/2017 at 17:30, STARS: 0

Free smells!

Kinja'd!!! "7:07" (fanbrain001)
08/31/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1

Looks familiar. STG to PHX.

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Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/31/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 2

I had seat 10C on a Dash 8 once. It was pretty cool - all the legroom!

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Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
08/31/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!

On the bright side, at least you don’t have to contend with middle seats whilst on the CRJ. I’ll be on 737s for the next few weeks, and have chosen aisle seats for the legs to and from home, but window seats in an out of Orange County. I decided not to fight the idiots and just accepted my seats in the back of the aircraft, but maybe my FF status and proper dress will get me an upgrade or two.

There is a special place in hell for the selfish bastards that board the aircraft, pop their luggage into the first compartment at the front of the aircraft and then take their seat in the back. What are the people who actually have seats up front supposed to do with their bags? I don’t know if airlines are cracking down on this asshole behavior but they need to.

Kinja'd!!! "jmgadget" (jmgadget)
08/31/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 1

“ I don’t know if airlines are cracking down on this asshole behavior but they need to.” - They are. Or at least some of the flights that I have been on recently. It doesn’t always work though.  

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 19:18, STARS: 1

10:10 was able to just roll to the right and hit the toilet.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 20:01, STARS: 0

It’s a crapy seat!

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

I would love that seat.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
08/31/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 1

Gross!! Everytime the door opens you’ll get a whiff of stranger shit.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
08/31/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0

That fabric looks like dirty air filters.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/31/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 0

I was so confused like where’s row 10 oh oh no... oh yes! Hope you had a good flight.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 21:09, STARS: 1

It was great, I talked to a guy from LA who was deep sea fishing last weekend and caught a 140 pound tuna.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0

Why would poop on a plane unless you have diarrhea, I couldn’t think of a worse place to poop.

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
08/31/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 1

15 hour to Australia, for one. It’s possible to poop twice on such a flight.

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/31/2017 at 22:15, STARS: 0

I’m an expert poop holder. I could do a trans pacific as long as I stayed away from fiber.

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
09/01/2017 at 08:05, STARS: 0

Actually that makes a lot of sense..and restores my faith in humanity a tiny bit. I always wondered how so many grown adults “miss the target”. Maybe diarrhea IS the reason.