IF YOU DRIVE WITH YOUR HAZARDS ON IN THE RAIN, FUCK YOU

Kinja'd!!! by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 08/30/2017 at 17:40

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If you drive with your hazards on in the rain AND you change lanes, you should lose your driving privileges for life.


Replies (21)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/30/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 1

Well, I guess they are being a road hazard, so there’s truth in advertising at least.

Had a person in front of me this morning who clearly didn’t know where they wanted to go. They were going 15 and almost turned up a one-way street. They should have had hazards on.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/30/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1

Florida drivers in a nutshell.

Kinja'd!!! "Tareim - V8 powered" (tareimgaml)
08/30/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 0

People do this? that’s just silly

Kinja'd!!! "haveacarortwoorthree2" (haveacarortwoorthree2)
08/30/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1

So much this. Flicking on your hazards doesn’t give you permission to drive like a fricking idiot. If your hazards are on because your vehicle is having an issue, please exit the road at your earliest safe opportunity to resolve the issue. If your hazards are on because you are afraid to drive in the rain/snow/ice/dark/dusk/sun/eclipse/etc., don’t leave home in the first place. If your hazards are on because you think that gives you a license to park wherever you want and block me in for 15 minutes, I hope your car decides to take revenge on you for making it look like an asshole.

Kinja'd!!! "Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/30/2017 at 17:59, STARS: 2

Not as bad as people who drive around in clear weather with one or more rear foglights activated, which 99% of the time is caused by the driver not knowing that rear foglights exist and that their car is equipped with them.

Kinja'd!!! "TahoeSTi" (tahoesti)
08/30/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 1

Same goes for snow storms. If the road is slippery your hazards aren’t helping, If you’re affraid the the snow ice or slippery conditions then please STAY THE beep Off the Road. Snow and Ice are for hoooning if you don’t like it stay home.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
08/30/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/30/2017 at 18:02, STARS: 1

If I get caught in a monsoon in our work trucks, I turn on the hazards... Because it’s a Chevy so at least one headlight is out at any given time. And the shitty front suspension knocks itself out of alignment on a monthly basis, and I have no choice but to drive the piece of shit. So I turn them on so the truck can be seen, and to signify that I am not going to exceed 45.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/30/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

Bonus points if they’re tourists in a rental Corolla LE or Grand Caravan SE doing 40 in the left lane on I-95 while it’s raining.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/30/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 1

Painfully often.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
08/30/2017 at 18:16, STARS: 0

Considering I live less than 100 miles north of Florida, I see this a lot.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
08/30/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 2

For real, if you have to put your hazards on, you’re the real hazard.

Kinja'd!!! "E90M3" (e90m3)
08/30/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1

Basically ATL in a nutshell when it rains.

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
08/30/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0

So much this. At the other end of the spectrum, if it is raining so hard your wipers can barely keep the windshield clear, please turn your damn lights on so I can see you during the rare periods when you aren’t riding the brake.

Kinja'd!!! "NJAnon" (NJAnon)
08/30/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0

That drawing should add one more panel saying, “i don’t need to replace my windshield wipers periodically because it never rains when Im driving!” smh

I suppose the people that freak out driving when water falls down must not take showers because they don’t know what to do when water falls down.

Kinja'd!!! "wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
08/30/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

I just don’t get that - up here in the NW it rains all the time but I’ve never had anybody spontaneously flick their hazards on. Sure, you turn your lights on so people can see you better, but what does having your hazards on do other than negate your turn signals?

Kinja'd!!! "Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/30/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 0

On a somewhat related note, I drive Sprinter vans a lot for work, and in those if you have your hazard lights on then put on the turn signal the turn signal will take precedence over the hazards. Once the turn signal is clicked off the hazards return. I don’t know why this isn’t more common, because it’s fantastic.

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
08/30/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 0

I was on the turnpike at night in a torrential downpour recently, I could literally only see the cars in front of me because they had their hazards on

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
08/30/2017 at 21:04, STARS: 0

I was going to agree with you outright, then as I got to thinking, I kind of like the dummies that put in their hazards in the rain... I treat it like a trump/peni... I mean pence bumper sticker... they both signal to me that I want nothing to do with you and to give them a wide berth because they are obviously struggling.

Kinja'd!!! "BahamaTodd" (bahamatodd)
08/30/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

It got so bad that in S. Fl they started posting “Headlights On, Flashers Off” on digital highway signs when it rains.

Kinja'd!!! "duurtlang" (duurtlang)
08/31/2017 at 02:02, STARS: 0

I don’t understand why the US doesn’t require a rear fog light, like they do in Europe.