BREAKING: Harvey has Wiped Mississippi off the Map

Kinja'd!!! by "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
Published 08/30/2017 at 16:56

Tags: Alabama ; Mississippi ; Harvey ; Journalismism ; bad journalism
STARS: 8


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They say 68% of Americans can’t find Mississippi on a map.* Many of those Americans live in Seattle and work as journalists .

*not a true statement


Replies (16)

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
08/30/2017 at 17:01, STARS: 7

oh noes.. poor missus ippi... hope mister ippi and the kids are coping okay

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/30/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 4

The little Ippis don’t know yet of their mother’s peril.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/30/2017 at 17:04, STARS: 1

Sidh’a Atuel Taim’s is coincidentally the name of the High Elder Great One that devours whole states through ignoring them out of existence.

HE COMES

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/30/2017 at 17:05, STARS: 3

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe)
08/30/2017 at 17:06, STARS: 0

poor little ippis...

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
08/30/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 4

Alabama just used Harvey to cover up the invasion.

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
08/30/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 1

That sums up the relevancy of Missipabama to the average Seattlite.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/30/2017 at 17:55, STARS: 0

Times is running out for Alabama. First Georgia in ‘08(?) now Mississippi :(

Kinja'd!!! "dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter" (dsigned001)
08/30/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 0

But which state will other states thank God for?

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/30/2017 at 18:40, STARS: 0

Judging from the people who made that graphic, they’ll be thanking God for Washington.

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/30/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 1

To be fair, The Onion will soon be a part of the Kinjasphere.

Kinja'd!!! "For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/30/2017 at 19:12, STARS: 0

Probably not with articles like this

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/30/2017 at 19:33, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/30/2017 at 19:35, STARS: 0

Mississippi is now a small town in Tasmania. This has been a difficult but necessary transition. We thank you for your support in these troubling times. 

Kinja'd!!! "DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke)
08/30/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

He uncovered our plan! Someone take him out.

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/31/2017 at 06:26, STARS: 0

not being an american, i didn’t notice the error at first.