Just had my second cup of Valhalla Java on an empty stomach

by "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
Published 08/30/2017 at 11:16

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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/30/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 1

Did you mean to say your twenty-second? Because two cups of coffee might as well be a sleeping pill.

"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/30/2017 at 11:19, STARS: 2

well it was nice knowing you

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/30/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 2

Is Valhalla Java coffee and mead?

"CB" (jrcb)
08/30/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 0

Good luck with the coffee poops!

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/30/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 1

Bruh

https://www.caffeineinformer.com/caffeine-content/death-wish-coffee

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/30/2017 at 11:27, STARS: 0

Don’t die

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/30/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 1

zzz

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/30/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

It truly was.

"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/30/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 1

I LOVE Death Wish coffee. I bought some K cups of it a while back and it was delicious. I drank it straight black and enjoyed every minute of it. I need some more...

"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/30/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

Best part of my morning!

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/30/2017 at 11:49, STARS: 0

I’ve been itching to try it... but so far the will of my wallet has been stronger. Sometimes I’m too cheap for my own good. This time it’s probably for the best :)

"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
08/30/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 1

Toss in a cigarette with the coffee and it’s like the toilets just sucking it out of you.

"thejustache" (thejustache)
08/30/2017 at 12:07, STARS: 0

I work in Saratoga Springs NY, and the home store that sells that and death wish is an easy 2 block walk away. I’ve got a large mug that gives me $1 refills, but I save it for the days I’m really needing a pick up. I’m not particularly sensitive to caffine, but I can definitely notice it!

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/30/2017 at 12:19, STARS: 1

210mg/100ml?!?! How is that even possible?

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/30/2017 at 12:20, STARS: 1

Lol I might have to try that.

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/30/2017 at 12:30, STARS: 0

I have no idea how it’s possible, but it seems it isn’t really consistent.

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Still though...

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"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/30/2017 at 12:35, STARS: 1

Water itself has a density of 100mg/100ml. This stuff has a higher mass of caffeine than water.

"vicali" (vicali)
08/30/2017 at 12:52, STARS: 1

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/30/2017 at 13:37, STARS: 0

The cool thing about Death Wish is that it isn’t just a gimmick to get as much caffeine as possible into a cup. I thought it would taste terrible but it’s actually pretty decent coffee.

"jebusmoses" (jebusmoses)
08/31/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

Water is 1g/mL, or 1000mg/mL. This coffee is insane regardless.