So I don't pay for drugs. It's a rule. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/30/2017 at 02:29

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I maybe just did some pot and two lines of coke. FML


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Kinja'd!!! "promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
08/30/2017 at 02:31, STARS: 1

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Get yourself an RX-7.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/30/2017 at 02:33, STARS: 13

I did a bottle of Coke one time. It made my upper lip sticky.

Kinja'd!!! "m-b-w loves his SUBAROO" (m-b-w)
08/30/2017 at 02:38, STARS: 4

Pot aint that bad.. Hell, I’m stoned right now as I’m typing this.. But cocaine.. Be careful with that shit man.. I’ve witnessed a few friends try it, and go downhill from there..

Kinja'd!!! "Svend" (svend)
08/30/2017 at 02:49, STARS: 7

Simple way to keep it off the lips.

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Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/30/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 6

Seriously though man. Stay away from coke. I’ve know good people who it really did ruin their lives.

Plus despite how it feels. No one likes a coke head, even at a party.

Kinja'd!!! "Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
08/30/2017 at 02:54, STARS: 9

I did some hash recently.

Hash browns that is...

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/30/2017 at 03:29, STARS: 1

Dude. I hate coke. Like, I have never had a good experience with coke. So I totally understand.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/30/2017 at 03:30, STARS: 1

I really hate coke. I have actively banned it. But it was free. And free anything? That’s hard to decline.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/30/2017 at 03:41, STARS: 1

As an aside, it was good coke. Like, that should not have been free.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
08/30/2017 at 03:46, STARS: 10

Would you eat free dog shit? :)

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
08/30/2017 at 03:51, STARS: 4

My dipshit friends have been saying that for 6 years now, they’re 20 and I see no end in sight for there fuckit attitude towards drugs. I don’t mean to sound critical because it’s none of my business but all I’m saying is free is not a great excuse. Because I wanted to get fucked up is actually better in my book because it implies that it’s for fun and not just because it’s there. (*in bro voice, Step up your excuse game m8)

Kinja'd!!! "pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/30/2017 at 05:02, STARS: 6

just say NO

Kinja'd!!! "E92M3" (E46M3)
08/30/2017 at 06:20, STARS: 0

I tried ot once, and it’s not worth it at all. A good nights sleep is just too valuable. Literally took me a week to get back to “normal”.

I don’t know how so many people can function, and get thru daily life on the stuff. It eventually catches up with them.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/30/2017 at 06:40, STARS: 3

Aren’t those like the exact opposite?

Kinja'd!!! "RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
08/30/2017 at 06:51, STARS: 4

Wouldn’t matter if it was free....I would never touch any of that crap with a ten foot pole. You do you man.

Your health is more important though...

Kinja'd!!! "Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
08/30/2017 at 07:05, STARS: 3

God you’re dumb

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/30/2017 at 07:44, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "itschrome" (itschrome)
08/30/2017 at 07:57, STARS: 1

sounds like a good time. I don’t mess with blow or anything powdery these days with out testing first. Fucking fentanyl every where these days. I keep three different est kits these days to tripple check anything, I don’t care if it’s free. no test, no taking.

Note: I’m not some sort of massive junkie guys, but i do go get down from time to time. When I do get down I like to party safe.

Kinja'd!!! "Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/30/2017 at 08:13, STARS: 11

You are a fucking alcoholic. Not taking your inventory for you, just stating facts.

These “look how interesting my life is I’m always at a bar I’m always drinking” posts are getting really old.

I know you’re in the Princeton area, but since I know you’d go further/stay out later for a drink, I know a really great group of guys who meet saturdays at 8pm at 856 Old Corlies Road in Neptune, if you ever want things to change, meet me there.

Kinja'd!!! "diplodicus" (diplodicus)
08/30/2017 at 08:14, STARS: 3

At least it wasn’t heroin.

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
08/30/2017 at 08:17, STARS: 0

Nothing worse than hearing those birds chirping in the morning after you’ve been up all night partying. Like “nooooooooo my opportunity for sleep is over!!”

Kinja'd!!! "Dru" (therealkennyd)
08/30/2017 at 08:23, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/30/2017 at 08:24, STARS: 1

To quote captain slow - “A bloke at a bar once asked me if I’d like to be punched in the side of my head and I said ‘No thank you’. See? You can say no to some things!”

Kinja'd!!! "KevlarRx7" (kevlarsupra)
08/30/2017 at 08:29, STARS: 0

A guy I knew used to do a bit of coke and lsd on a Friday night, getting jumped by a van full of cops and waking up in intensive care made him stop.... Hasn’t touched anything in 5-6 years now.

It’s just not worth it....

Kinja'd!!! "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/30/2017 at 08:38, STARS: 2

Get some help

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/30/2017 at 08:39, STARS: 3

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Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
08/30/2017 at 08:41, STARS: 6

Drugs can really screw up your life. So far, here’s what has happened to other people in my life:

My father: Addicted to pain meds. Died from an overdose of painkillers and alcohol.

My half-brother: Followed in our father’s footsteps and died from an overdose of painkillers and alcohol.

My wife’s cousin - Has been married and divorced twice, has three kids, has been in jail, has been in rehab, all because of a variety of drugs. He started with weed and worked his way up from there. He’s now using meth. We don’t expect him to live much longer.

My wife’s other cousin’s husband: Also fathered three kids. Has been in and out of jail and rehab. He’s hanging out with his brother in-law (the first cousin) and they are doing meth together. We don’t expect him to live much longer either.

There’s more going on with the extended family on both sides, but now I’m feeling sad.

Please stop using drugs, even if they’re free.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/30/2017 at 09:04, STARS: 4

I’ve smoked weed, but I don’t think I’ve ever “did some pot.”

Kinja'd!!! "C62030" (c62030)
08/30/2017 at 09:48, STARS: 2

Until Martin Shkreli jacks the price up 700% and you’re forced to start buying Pepsi for your emergency sugar infusions.

Kinja'd!!! "PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
08/30/2017 at 09:58, STARS: 1

So what’s happening? You bored? Angry? Depressed? Hurting? Or just partying?

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
08/30/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "WiscoProud" (wiscoproud)
08/30/2017 at 15:33, STARS: 0

Is it the tastiest dog shit in the world?

I’ve never done coke, I just think this is a dumb analogy.