WTF is this Sh!t?

Kinja'd!!! by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 08/29/2017 at 22:32

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Apparently whoever’s in charge of the site layout is giving up on such stupid things as “Logic” and “Readability”.


Replies (29)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/29/2017 at 22:37, STARS: 0

The fuck.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/29/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

Do they not understand how the human eye naturally flows across the page and identifies elements?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/29/2017 at 22:40, STARS: 0

I’ve been getting this across all platforms today as well. It’s like whatever that website is where there’s rows of pictures but none of them line up in a grid.

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/29/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 1

It’s like they just set up a large blank spot on the page and played darts with the articles

Kinja'd!!! "not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada)
08/29/2017 at 22:42, STARS: 16

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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/29/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 1

See my response to Daily Drives A Dragon.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
08/29/2017 at 22:44, STARS: 3

The scrambled eggs approach.

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/29/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 4

Don’t you know different sized icons are all the rage? I mean Apple is doing it so that means we have to right?

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Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 6

Next step is to have them overlap.

Then red text on a black background

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/29/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 11

It’ll be an animated stack of articles that you have to scroll through, presented in an embedded applet that only loads correctly a third of the time.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 3

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/29/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

Ugly, lazy, yet somehow delicious? Because this is certainly not delicious

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
08/29/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

AIDS. Literal AIDS.

Kinja'd!!! "Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven)
08/29/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

Hey! You! I am selling my doctor. We are both level 15, so he’s 5-stars for both of us. Go buy him. If you want. https://igpmanager.com/app/d=staff&id=80444

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/29/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

Jesus fuck what is that. I was considering finally updating my iPhone, now I definitely won’t

Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
08/29/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 1

I’m waiting for white text on a white backgroud.

More reason to visit FP at a minimum.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/29/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

You should try it on mobile.

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/29/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 0

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Mobile layout is equally annoying.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 1

Oh that’s coming soon I’m sure.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
08/29/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 2

The good stuff is cheesy scrambled eggs with ham bits, this FP example would be without milk, and dried out, and the burnt brown pieces scraped add the bottom of pan and stirred in

I looked at it earlier on my iPhone, did a double. I don’t think I even read any articles.

The girl racer one I read at lunch. It wasn’t like that then I don’t think.

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
08/29/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

So it’s... kind of like the “Skybox”, but with 4 pinned stories instead of 3 (meh). The large one could be useful for pinning the major “WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T MISS THIS” story of the day, but I’m not sold on the whole first-paragraph preview thing for the story on the right. Seems like whatever story is good enough to get pinned to the top shouldn’t need that preview in the first place.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1

Scrambled eggs, burnt, with red onion and anchovies mixed in at the end, then held in a 300 degree oven until green.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/29/2017 at 23:23, STARS: 1

I never want to see or hear from any red onion ever again. NO.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

SAME

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/29/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 0

This is the IOS 11 beta, 10 is still good.

Kinja'd!!! "scoob" (scoobsti)
08/30/2017 at 00:15, STARS: 1

This is amazing.

Kinja'd!!! "gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/30/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0

Okay good, but still, I really hope that doesn’t actually happen

Kinja'd!!! "Birddog" (maintmgt)
08/30/2017 at 04:03, STARS: 0

This is even screwing up mobile. What the fuck?

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
09/03/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

WTF? That’s real?! Geez, f**k apple right in their stupid ear.