by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 08/29/2017 at 21:21
by "Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
Published 08/29/2017 at 21:21
Tags: Burn them all
; torq thrusts are the worst
STARS: 5
All N-body Grand Ams
And... its sucessor the G6:
All first gen Hyundai Tiburons
Screw it, all Hyundais. Kia makes better looking cars and Genesis is its own brand now.
Second gen Camry Solaras (why is this even a thing)
All post 1999 Eclipses:
Hotter takes.
1977-78 Firebirds (I don’t care if they’re Bandit cars, they’re ugly abominations)
1969 Chargers (I’ll allow them if converted to 68 or 70 front ends)
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Anything with chrome torq thrusts or their clones:
If I ever hosted a car show I wouldn’t allow anything with torq thrusts in. That would be the only rule.
"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
08/29/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 5
I love the bandit cars but +10000000 on everything else.
"That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
08/29/2017 at 21:32, STARS: 2
I agree with basically all of this, especially the Hyundais and the chrome Torque Thrusts...its like saying ‘hey, I want to make this expensive muscle car look like cheap Pep Boys garbage.’
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/29/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 1
Fully agree.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 21:34, STARS: 5
“I lack all creativity and these wheels are cheap and shiny”
"Probenja" (probenja)
08/29/2017 at 21:40, STARS: 2
Agreed although I do find the 1st gen Tiburon cute in an ugly way.
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
08/29/2017 at 21:41, STARS: 2
FUCK YOU :p
The 77-78 Firebird/TA is awesome!!!! The 78 is better than the 77 since it has the bigger Fisher T-tops
Now, the 79-81 is the fugly abomination. It was supposed to have pop-up headlights, but didn’t, so it looks cheezy as fuck
"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
08/29/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 4
Please save the greatest wheels of all time
"Bandit" (2bandit)
08/29/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0
Firebirds do suck, Trans Ams are where it’s at.
"Nothing" (nothingatalluseful)
08/29/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 0
Phew, my Thrust Ds get a pass. I’m not a fan of any fully chrome wheel.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/29/2017 at 21:44, STARS: 1
I’m on board with the torq thrust hate, but I don’t really mind the Bandits, Hyundais, or Solara(!).
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
08/29/2017 at 21:47, STARS: 1
I resent that, now apologize to my car.
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/29/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
These takes are so luke warm I can’t even feel the heat.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 21:50, STARS: 1
Wrong, it looks fine. I want one.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/29/2017 at 21:52, STARS: 3
I’ll give the tiburon props for being different. It’s ugly as sin—obviously—but at least it isn’t a mid 2000's Camry.
Hot take: Harley’s should all dissappear. Insanely overpriced relics that just serve as a billboard to the other baby boomers who’ve yet to get into the “Harley lifestyle”. Oh, I’m sorry, you spent HOW MUCH on that “rad” Harley branded leather body suit with matching Skull bandana and leather bracelets? Kill it with fire
Hotter take: If you want old school, Triumph is a better choice in every meaningful way, from looks to comfort to performance
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0
Both right and wrong, Trans Ams are great but peak Firebird is still the 1970 Formula:
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 0
no
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 3
I will, but the greatest GM wheels are the Monte’s checkerboards:
"Roundbadge" (Roundbadge)
08/29/2017 at 22:08, STARS: 1
but peak Firebird is still the 1970 Formula:
Truth. ‘70-’73 is the best, but ‘70 Formula is the best est .
"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
08/29/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 1
You should drive one, they bring new meaning to the terms; lifeless, and soul-sucking. No really, though. I love my car, but it is boring, it’s a quick car, very, very composed. With the super sticky dunlops I had on it earlier in the summer it would (on a curvy road) run from anything other than a dedicated sports car, it’s that grounded (I know, I know, grounded to the ground joke). How it manages to pull off those kinds of cornering speeds and still be a sanitary, detached experience, is beyond me. Only Toyota can make a car that boring.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/29/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1
I don’t disagree with any of this.
Odd aside: I thought the 4th-gen Eclipse was pretty good, especially relative to the 3rd-gen. Super rough sporty ride, but really decent handling. Still, 2nd-gen Eclipse is best Eclipse.
"Ssfancyfresh" (scotttt)
08/29/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 1
I don’t think you have to worry about any Grand Am. Time (and road salt) has eliminated all but the last of these.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/29/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0
Are there even any N-Body’s left? I can’t remember the last time I saw one. The ‘92-95's were the absolute worst. By 2000 they had already almost completely fallen apart.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 23:19, STARS: 0
I can only hope that they’ve all already returned to the earth.
"loki03xlh" (loki03xlh)
08/29/2017 at 23:30, STARS: 1
I had a ‘84 Monte with those wheels. It’s the only vehicle I regret getting rid of.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/29/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1
My grandpa’s S10 has them, they’re great.
"Saab wagon is best wagon-now with less Saab" (saabwagon)
08/29/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0
I’m fine with all of this except the 77-78 Firebird and the 4-eyed Tibourn. Always liked it for some reason.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/30/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0
I live in a state with no annual inspection, and they are everywhere, rusty, beat up, and owned by either teenagers, or crack heads, but they are around that’s for sure.
I remember once like 6-7 years ago I decided to found how maybe Grand Ams I saw that day. 17, seventeen last gen Grand Ams in one hour in a town of 8500. And they weren’t duplicates either. And that’s not even counting the Aleros, and what ever the Buick was called.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/30/2017 at 00:26, STARS: 1
I’m sorry they all escaped to your town :(
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/30/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0
Gross
"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/30/2017 at 07:55, STARS: 0
69 Charger stays! I will die on this hill.
"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/30/2017 at 07:56, STARS: 2
Eww hell no! The older one you pictured above is so much better than the 80s update.
"1967ers - lover of dead auto marques" (1967ers)
08/30/2017 at 11:09, STARS: 0
N-Body Grand Ams are fantastic seat donors for late model Corvairs, just in case cletus44 aka Clayton Seams is listening....
"oldmxer" (oldmxer)
09/01/2017 at 01:21, STARS: 0
rented an n body once and couldn’t wait to get back in my escort, the seat would be a great addition to a torture chamber