by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/29/2017 at 17:40
by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/29/2017 at 17:40
Tags: then i remember free food has no calories!
STARS: 5
...your coworker puts a piece of cake on your desk, but you’re trying to be good.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/29/2017 at 17:42, STARS: 2
I’ll eat it for you.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0
Too late!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:47, STARS: 0
Too late!
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/29/2017 at 17:48, STARS: 6
It doesn’t count because you had to eat it. The calories transfer to the person who gave you the cake, I think.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 3
Of course!, the Commutative Property of Calorie Responsibility Transfer. How could I forget?
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/29/2017 at 17:49, STARS: 1
Damn.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/29/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 3
Dooooo iiittttt.......
You’re secret is safe with me.
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
08/29/2017 at 17:54, STARS: 1
Post a photo and if it looks good enough we will tell you if you should eat it or not.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:56, STARS: 2
Done! Wait, did I just tell everyone? Dammit.
"dropthatclutch" (dropthatclutch)
08/29/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 1
Coworkers are the #1 cause of obesity.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0
How’s this, helpful?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 17:58, STARS: 0
There should be a law against them.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:00, STARS: 4
"jimz" (jimz)
08/29/2017 at 18:01, STARS: 1
I hate people who do that. Next time, they get one “no thank you” and if they insist or leave it there it goes right in the trash bin.
I’m sick of people who keep trying to force food onto others.
"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
08/29/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0
I can eat that cake for you.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:03, STARS: 0
No, you really can’t. Not anymore.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0
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"Shamoononon drives like a farmer" (shamoononon)
08/29/2017 at 18:12, STARS: 1
I could but.... I mean, no, I don’t want it anymore.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:14, STARS: 0
You sure? I mean, I could work with you on this. I don’t really need the calories after all. Give me a minute...
"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes)
08/29/2017 at 18:18, STARS: 1
yeah. you made a good call. even bad chocolate cake is still chocolate cake.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:20, STARS: 0
Word.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/29/2017 at 18:38, STARS: 2
You have to eat the cake, it’s state law.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:41, STARS: 1
And I have to set a good example for my kid.
"Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)" (galileo-humpkins)
08/29/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 2
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"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/29/2017 at 18:53, STARS: 1
That’s right! You don’t want them to become a scofflaw.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 1
This happens.
"jimz" (jimz)
08/29/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1
Egg-zactly
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
08/29/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 1
FEDERAL LAW actually... LOL
"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich)
08/29/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 1
You were supposed to get a piece for me!!!
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/29/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 1
Who says I didn’t ? The point is moot since I ate the evidence.