Things I hate, #344

Kinja'd!!! by "Rainbow" (rainbeaux)
Published 08/28/2017 at 21:46

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Leaning forward on an automatic toilet and suddenly there’s a whirlpool of loudness under your butt.


Replies (7)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/28/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 5

The idea of a bidet is a good one.

But not via sneak attack dammit!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/28/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1

It’s like... leaning forward to poop is healthier. But if you do, SLOSH SLOSH SLOSH. I know that feel.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/28/2017 at 22:05, STARS: 1

Don’t forget the inadvertent splashing too.

Kinja'd!!! "Funktheduck" (funktheduck)
08/28/2017 at 22:14, STARS: 1

It cleans your parts for you if you do it righg

Kinja'd!!! "Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro)
08/28/2017 at 22:21, STARS: 2

I just want to know how to reliably trigger those damn automatic faucets. They never want to stay running while my hands move in the sink.

Kinja'd!!! "shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/28/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 1

Ugh! I hate that!

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/28/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1

Lucky you didn’t get an enema...

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