by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/28/2017 at 19:33
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/28/2017 at 19:33
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I rented a U-Haul Sprinter(?) to pick up antiques, because antiques are life and I’m ambiguously straight like that. I’ve never had a van before. It was pretty sweet. If driving a pickup was an 8/10 experience, this was a 9/10. I really had to fight the urge to see if I could roll it.
Low end acceleration was pretty sweet, even if it bottomed out at 40.
"Mercedes Streeter" (smart)
08/28/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0
AFAIK U-Haul doesn’t rent Sprinters, so you likely got a Transit 250, which is just as fun to dart about in!
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/28/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 1
Are you a father? That could easily explain your love of antiques.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 0
Actually, I thought the key said Dodge but I’m about 80% sure now that it said GM, so I don’t even know what that would be.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 4
vs.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 19:47, STARS: 1
Not as far as I know. But I liked antiques when I was a teenager, which probably contributed to my mom having a talk with me when I was 14 about how she’d “love a gay son just as much as a straight son, it’d be totally okay.”* Not to support sexual/gender stereotypes, though.
*I think my mom really wanted at least one gay son.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 1
Well, I’d definitely go for an A Team van. I pity the fool who thinks that’s skeevy.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 2
That’s not skeevy. That’s awesome!
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 1
I know, right? I solved my own problem. I can definitely own a panel van if it’s A Team themed.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/28/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 1
Get a minivan. Not only are they handy but you become completely invisible to young women.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 1
So then, which B.A.?
"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/28/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1
2017 GMC Savana
Won’t look like a rape van if you don’t buy a white one.
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/28/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 2
Are you my long lost brother?
You just described a scene from my childhood, I told my mother the chairs in the living room were awful and we needed more original Eames chairs in the house. Had the same “love a gay son just as much as a straight son, it’d be totally okay” talk.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/28/2017 at 20:06, STARS: 1
1. Screw that van, I want to see the antiques! (ambiguously not straight)
2. If I had to choose a van it guess a Vandura, but I would never own a van and instead buy a GMT400 or GMT800 with the Yukon prefered and a 6.5 for the 400 and the 8.1 2500 for the 800.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 2
Bruh. That’s not even a question.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 20:09, STARS: 0
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/28/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 1
A great episode.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 0
That’s pretty much my response every time everyone has mentioned Neo-Nazis in the past few weeks.
"vicali" (vicali)
08/28/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 1
I loved driving these around; my dad’s work had three panels for moving photocopiers.. They had the same running gear as my 86 sr5 4x4 but felt much peppier.
Awd Previa would do if you like spaceships..
"Flex my boost" (flexeb)
08/28/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 2
"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
08/28/2017 at 20:32, STARS: 0
El Camino! And paint a mural on it!
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/28/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0
I do like spaceships and I like where you’re going with this.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 20:45, STARS: 1
I know, but it had to be reaffirmed.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
08/28/2017 at 20:51, STARS: 3
Well do i have a van for you.
"Alfalfa" (alfalfa-romeo)
08/28/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1
Get a cargo van, but pretend you’re a contractor or something and put a logo on it. That makes it less suspicious.
"vicali" (vicali)
08/28/2017 at 21:53, STARS: 0
You’re not going to beat a SpaceGear with that thing..
"gmctavish needs more space" (gmctavish)
08/29/2017 at 00:04, STARS: 1
I quite like vans. Driving the Dodge B250 I briefly had around the neighbourhood was cool, before I realized the water pump didn’t work. Part of me wishes I’d fixed it instead of selling, simply because of the interior. Most comfortable seats in anything I’ve ever had. I want another one, with less miles on it, and a V8. It even steered really nicely, which is the opposite of the Ford E250 I drove once. That thing was hot garbage.
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
08/29/2017 at 09:59, STARS: 0
Typical stupid stereotype
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
08/29/2017 at 10:10, STARS: 1
here you are
Mundane as hell, but with a particular provenance
