I forgot to tell you that I bought a thing

by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 08/28/2017 at 19:00

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I need to build up some husband cushion because Cressida.

(She totally is on to me, by the way. But she is patient enough to let this play out.)

It has other attachments, but I only care about the ones that are good for cars.

My 13 year old son says it looks like Capt. Cold’s gun. I am going to mount it tonight. I used it on the Sunchaser, and it worked great.

I am also getting ready to buy a refrigerator that will be the most expensive appliance I have ever bought.

Because.....

Cressida.

Replies (15)

"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
08/28/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 1

“What the hell is a uoshp?”

(flips text around)

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/28/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 7

I am going to mount it tonight.

Lucky you!

"Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
08/28/2017 at 19:14, STARS: 0

Appliances can get ridiculously expensive. Thankfully when my wife and I purchased ours we didn’t want/need things that drive up the price, like french doors, water, and ice dispensers.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/28/2017 at 19:15, STARS: 0

Looks like a real sucker.

"cmill189 - sans Volvo" (cmill189)
08/28/2017 at 19:17, STARS: 0

I have one of these. It’s goddamn wonderful. My Dyson plug-in vacuum has been sitting unused in the closet since getting the cordless. I use it for the daily pet hair issues, random spills, cobwebs, dusting, cars, basically anything.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/28/2017 at 19:26, STARS: 0

Are they worth the hype? And are they worth being so ugly?

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

Wait, lemme get this straight. To sweeten up your wife, you bought her an appliance to clean the house.

You old smoothie, you.

Also, second the Capt. Cold gun resemblance.

"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/28/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 1

That sucks.

"vicali" (vicali)
08/28/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 1

Also great for Doggo..

We have had one for a few years - I just replaced the batt to get it back up to the 20min run time..

I shopvac the cars/trucks.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/28/2017 at 19:31, STARS: 0

No boat?

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/28/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 1

I just got a fidge for free! and it’s the nicest appliance I’ve ever had.

"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
08/28/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 0

Wife loves hers too. Only downside is that cleaning it out is not trivial so I use the big vacuum to do that ... then I guess I’ll empty the big vacuum later when that gets full too.

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/28/2017 at 19:45, STARS: 1

Nice!

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/28/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 0

I’m chuckling at the idea of building up husband points, by buying a vacuum. Mostly because I’m remembering the time my dad bought a carpet cleaning machine for my mom’s birthday. I think you’re probably smarter than my dad at those type of things though.

"merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
08/28/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 1

I’ve got two of the older models and love em. My wife and I were working in Dayton and had our home in Sterling Heights for a few years and we ended up duplicating our vacuums for there and home knowing that we’d eventually get back to being home, so now we have two little ins and two big dysons. So you could say we’re fans. The new ones like you have there are even better. Ours are still going strong after almost 10 years.