Just tried this

Kinja'd!!! by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/28/2017 at 10:47

Tags: Wondering what crafted dark berry means
STARS: 5


It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.

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Replies (28)

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/28/2017 at 10:53, STARS: 7

It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.

That’s a low bar.

Kinja'd!!! "Jcarr" (jcarr)
08/28/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 0

I like that one. The apple one is garbage, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/28/2017 at 10:54, STARS: 4

What the heck is crafted dark berry?

Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
08/28/2017 at 10:57, STARS: 1

The pee you take after Mountain Dew is likely a better drink.

Kinja'd!!! "Stapleface" (patrickgruden)
08/28/2017 at 10:58, STARS: 0

You don’t know?

Where have you been, man? ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/28/2017 at 11:02, STARS: 4

Hey, that rock has given me perfect shelter for years!

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/28/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 1

As far as I can tell, it’s “something like red grape which in no way tastes like artificial grape, which is surprising”.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/28/2017 at 11:12, STARS: 0

Huh, intriguing

Kinja'd!!! "whoarder is tellurium" (whoarder)
08/28/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1

It is pretty smooth. Although, I wish it came in a bottle instead of a can.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 11:42, STARS: 0

It was the label that drew me in. Yeah, I’m superficial.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

Agreed. But my wife likes the stuff, so I try to not step on her tastes.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0

The apple is in the fridge waiting for the next taste test.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/28/2017 at 11:45, STARS: 1

I see what you did there.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0

We were wondering the same. Probably some reference to the marvels of synthetic food chemistry?

Kinja'd!!! "Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/28/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 1

The one in the white can is a nice citrus flavor.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/28/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 2

Judging by the can I’m guessing crafted dark berry is a pair of liquified Ed Hardy jeans with a dash of tribal armband tattoo. Or they could have just infused it with dark berry vape smoke.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 1

That would be pretty crafty.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

We’ll try it next.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
08/28/2017 at 15:04, STARS: 0

I wish they’d bring back the lime flavour.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0

I thought that’s what the original was supposed to be?

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
08/28/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 0

Distortion. I think that’s the one I’m thinking of.

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A few years back, a friend and I went on a road trip down the California coast line. 7,600 km in 9 days. I’m pretty sure it could have been sponsored by Mt. Dew, with the amount of it that I drank. I thought they only made that flavour that summer. I’ve never seen it for sale up here in Canada.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 18:11, STARS: 0

Never seen it. My wife got through residency and most of fellowship mainlining the regular stuff. All the other house officers survived on coffee, but she hates coffee.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
08/28/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 1

This is an aside, but when I go hiking and accidentally step in something on the trail, I find that horseshit is a lot easier to clean off my shoes than dogshit, but at the end of the day it’s still shit I wish I hadn’t stepped in.

ETA: somehow this double-posted with my post down below. Edited back to its original glory.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
08/28/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 1

Probably better for you, too.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 18:27, STARS: 0

Not hard to do.

Kinja'd!!! "MM54" (mm54mk2)
08/28/2017 at 18:39, STARS: 1

I’ve had that, it’s actually pretty good (though I like most mountain dew flavors)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 19:10, STARS: 1

Usually I think regular MD is too sticky sweet more my taste, but this stuff is pretty good. I think I like it for the little bit of tartness from the cherry. I also think it could mix well with vodka.

Kinja'd!!! "BaconSandwich is tasty." (baconsandwich)
08/28/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 0

I think they only made it that one summer, and haven’t made it since then.