DOTS: Alameda, CA

Kinja'd!!! by "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
Published 08/27/2017 at 20:54

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Hard to see it in the photo but he’s got a vape pen in one hand and a cell phone, mid text, in the other.

Consequently the bike must be a Subaru 


Replies (9)

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
08/27/2017 at 21:25, STARS: 0

Is he fucking for real!?

I worked a museum that had one of those for us to ride, in costume no less. Riding an ordinary bicycle is reall damn hard to do, even with a hand brake. There are no gears, those are direct drive, so your thighs are your brakes. They also don’t turn for shit. And when you go down, you go hard since you sit 4 feet off the ground.

Riding one of those isn’t worth it, and this asshat needs to find something else to feed his attention complex with. Or get help.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
08/27/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0

Oh you have no idea. Alameda, where Jim Morrison of the Doors went to high school a few blocks from my home, has a biker “gang” of folks consisting of riders of old timey bikes.

Kinja'd!!! "ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo)
08/27/2017 at 21:38, STARS: 1

And I immediately hate them all for reasons I’m not fully aware of.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/27/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0

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Hey I think I saw that guy at his job the other day.

Kinja'd!!! "Sam" (samwellington)
08/27/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 0

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Kinja'd!!! "fintail" (fintail)
08/27/2017 at 22:03, STARS: 1

How was this not in Seattle? The hills must be too strenuous for a penny farthing.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
08/27/2017 at 22:25, STARS: 2

Alameda, while in full view of SF, is a flat island maybe 15' above waterline for most of the island would be my guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Svart Smart, traded in his Smart" (svartsmart)
08/27/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 1

Look at this effing hipster.

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/28/2017 at 02:38, STARS: 1

How was this not Berkeley?