Found in a cupboard

Kinja'd!!! by "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
Published 08/26/2017 at 19:30

Tags: Drinking Pains
STARS: 1


Kinja'd!!!

Forgot that I bought this last year. I get to drink away my pains tonight. Will I drink this straight or mix it? There could be a drunk post later, maybe.

Kinja'd!!!

Probably. Have some $kaybait I forgot to share last week.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/26/2017 at 19:50, STARS: 0

Didn’t even know they made a 50% version of it.

What’s up?

Kinja'd!!! "LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com" (limitedtimeonly)
08/26/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 1

Treat yourself with care and drink moderately?

Kinja'd!!! "$kaycog" (skaycog)
08/26/2017 at 19:51, STARS: 0

Lovely bait! Thank you! Take it easy with that rum, awesome one.

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/26/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 0

I’m here to suggest rum and coke, if anything.

Also, I’m here if you need me, Karl.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:03, STARS: 1

I’m not much a fan of coke but it does work well with this. Maybe I’ll try something new.

I might need you, I also feel bad about needing someone this time.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:04, STARS: 1

I will do my best, but this bottle will be empty before midnight, Awesome $kay.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:05, STARS: 0

I’m feeling carefree this time, I’ve been careful all week and it led me to this.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0

Indeed they do. It’s either this, or Cannon Blast for me.

Oh ya know, living the good life with emotional pains. Still breathing though.

Kinja'd!!! "Sovande" (sovande)
08/26/2017 at 20:08, STARS: 0

Here is some unsolicited advice from a recovering alcoholic: pour that shit out and find something else to do with your evening. Anything else. Call someone, Email, watch a movie, read a book, sit in the dark. Booze won’t help any. I tried to drink away the pain for years and it simply doesn’t work.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
08/26/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 1

First off, help is like a parachute. Doesn’t do you any good if you need one and don’t get it in time.

Second, I’m nearly a professional rum consumption artist. For what you have here you really want to get yourself ginger beer or ginger ale or even Sprite if it’s all you’ve got. The world doesn’t need a fully wide awake drunk so skip the caffeine. Orange juice is also a nice mixer but I find it a little too sweet and leaves a residue that I dislike.

*Virtual cheers with my Flor De Cana and ice*

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:24, STARS: 0

That’s true. I’m still not used to asking for emotional help unless it’s offered; even then, I still feel bad because negativity drives people away and I can’t be happy always even when I try. This time was a true first time when I actually felt something negatively strong in a good while. An actual heartaching, head hurting sad.

Kinja'd!!! "Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief" (flynorcal)
08/26/2017 at 20:35, STARS: 0

In jest: I feel that way just reading the news most days.

Not in jest: Some aspects and periods of life are completely unfair and hellishly so. We all literally need each other in order to survive. I’m not one to reach out when I hurt either but I think of it as a take a penny leave a penny jar. Right now I’m putting a penny in the jar for future me so that when I need some kind words hopefully they’ll be there. 

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/26/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 1

I’ll message you on Facebook messenger. Don’t worry.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
08/26/2017 at 20:37, STARS: 0

Do a shot or two straight then start drinking it mixed. And when you feel a Buzz do a AMA!

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/26/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1

This particular instance is completely unfair, but it’s life, and life’s not fair. I feel pretty lonesome and needy at the same time. It’s just a conundrum needing someone for something that while unfair is just a part of life.  

Kinja'd!!! "Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed)
08/26/2017 at 20:53, STARS: 1

Karl? This is gonna sound weird but I always thought K-Roll was a lady.

Kinja'd!!! "Corkscrew'd" (corkscrewd)
08/27/2017 at 15:13, STARS: 0

If you have some Coca-Cola and limes laying around, you can make yourself a Cuba Libre! Really it should be with Bacardi, Don Q, or my personal favorites, Zaya or Kraken, but any dark rum will do.

Just take it easy though. One time I was pounding Cuba Libres back to back hooked into a VR headset watching music visualizations through Winamp, and I think I might have accidentally caused some severe psychological trauma.

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!! "CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/28/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 0

With Dr. Pepper