[A sheep's] body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation... *NSFVEGANSMATERIAL*

by "JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
Published 08/26/2017 at 19:30

Tags: farmolopnik
STARS: 1

Earlier Today:

an educatory interlude...

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later today:

Fell out of the tree and broke his neck.

Replies (8)

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/26/2017 at 19:37, STARS: 0

Wait? How high up the tree did it get? It looks like it was only 2ft off the ground in the photo.

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
08/26/2017 at 19:39, STARS: 1

about three-feet actually, but yeah... Based on where he landed he was trying to get up to the next branch, which is about 5 feet up... our hypothesis is that he either jumped, missed, and fell, or tried to scramble up, slipped, and landed head-first on the way down. He was under the tree, and his neck was definitely broken.

"CB" (jrcb)
08/26/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 0

Ouch, that’s shitty.

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/26/2017 at 19:41, STARS: 6

He tried to be a monkey but now he’s dinner.

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
08/26/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 2

It is, but once we figured out that his neck was broken, we were just like “you dumbass!”

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/26/2017 at 19:53, STARS: 1

“Nesting?!”
“Arh.”

I may or may not have that sketch memorized.

"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/26/2017 at 19:55, STARS: 2

I see many curries and pot roasts in your near future...and an interesting throw rug.

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/26/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 0

My deepest sympathies requested a crown