Making room

by "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
Published 08/26/2017 at 19:24

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SCENE: IM family homestead, circa 2017 in Fresno, California. A married couple is enjoying a cup of coffee at their outdoor bar on a warm summer morning.

MRS. IM: Honey, we have a lot of cars.

MR. IM: Nah, we are fine.

MRS. IM: We are getting that truck, and I am concerned about where to put it. We need to make room in the car port. Let’s do that today.

MR. IM: That is not a lot of cars. Plenty of people have some cars.

MRS. IM: We are cleaning up and making room.

MR. IM: Yes, dear.

[LATER]

MRS. IM: We have just enough space. Good thing we don’t have any more cars.

MR. IM: [gulp] Good thing!

[TARGA AND FADE TO BLACK]

Stay tuned!

Replies (4)

"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl)
08/26/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 1

you might have to drain the pool for more space....

"wafflesnfalafel" (wafflesnfalafel1)
08/26/2017 at 19:30, STARS: 2

http://www.hardingsteel.com/trilifts.shtml

voila! problem solved

"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/26/2017 at 19:42, STARS: 2

Gearin up for the next few Cressida related posts.

"Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious" (shour)
08/26/2017 at 21:14, STARS: 1

Wait, when did you get a truck???

Also, the T-bird isn’t yours. It leaves when your son heads off to school. Totally doesn’t count.