by "Matsayz" (matsayz)
Published 08/24/2017 at 20:54
Tags: Chickens
STARS: 3
"E90M3" (e90m3)
08/24/2017 at 21:12, STARS: 3
They can have free range, free range of my plate.
"Matsayz" (matsayz)
08/24/2017 at 21:16, STARS: 1
If only... these ladies are not meat birds at all. Good layers and very chatty. We get between 3-5 eggs everyday or so
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/24/2017 at 21:35, STARS: 0
Chickens aside, your grass is insanely green.
"Matsayz" (matsayz)
08/24/2017 at 21:37, STARS: 0
Thanks! New sod this year and I’ve been on top of it this year like it’s my business
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/24/2017 at 21:42, STARS: 0
Is that St. Augustine?
"Matsayz" (matsayz)
08/24/2017 at 22:01, STARS: 1
The grass? Kentucky bluegrass.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/24/2017 at 22:06, STARS: 0
Bluegrass? But it’s green....
I kid.
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/24/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 1
#dadjokes
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/24/2017 at 22:26, STARS: 1
#thatsme
"LastFirstMI is my name" (donstone13)
08/24/2017 at 22:43, STARS: 4
Long story but worth it, I promise. I was working at a gas station/shop, and the owner left me in charge of his animals one weekend. Chickens, pigs, a dog, some rabbits. The first morning, there had been a thunderstorm and the chicken coop door was open. Free range chickens! It was like that scene from Rocky only more hilarious as I spent the next hour catching a bunch of chickens and a turkey. The next day he called to check in and I explained what had happened. He asked how many chickens I had gathered, and I reported a half dozen hens and one turkey. A long pause... and then he tells me he didn’t have a turkey.
"Matsayz" (matsayz)
08/24/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 0
Hahaa props for an awesome story. My Wife just laughed her ass off at that and said “I’m surprised he caught a wild turkey!” And as am I. Good stuff!
"Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)" (6speedhaven)
08/25/2017 at 11:00, STARS: 0
Well now he does!