My bartender is ordering delivery for me and her

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/23/2017 at 23:25

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I’ve never been quite so happy in my life.


Replies (20)

Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/23/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0

Does the bar not serve food?

Kinja'd!!! "boxrocket" (boxrocket)
08/23/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 3

To the bar or to her place?

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/23/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

To the bar

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/23/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

Nope. And it’s crowded. She was like “I’m hungry. Do you want food?” “Yes” “okay. Want delivery?”

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/23/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 1

OoOoOoh

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/23/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1

Convenient!

Kinja'd!!! "AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
08/23/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 2

I went to a bar in Rome that didn’t serve food, but they had a menu of several nearby restaurants and encouraged you to order from them.

Kinja'd!!! "unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
08/23/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

What kind of delivery?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 8

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1

Is it going on your tab?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1

Is his the same bartender that was experimenting on you the other night?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1

That’s cool.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/23/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

There’s a few joints around Chicago that do this too. Smart business I think.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/23/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 1

In my mind you are the living version of Billy Bob Thornton’s character in Goliath.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0

IKR?

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 1

Different bartender. That bartender is just off duty drinking with me now.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0

She paid me cash!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

I went next door to pick it up.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0

I don’t know if that’s a compliment.

Kinja'd!!! "functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
08/24/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 0

Bissell Brothers Brewery in Portland, ME does this with a restaurant next door. Works perfectly!