by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/23/2017 at 23:25
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STARS: 8
I’ve never been quite so happy in my life.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/23/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0
Does the bar not serve food?
"boxrocket" (boxrocket)
08/23/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 3
To the bar or to her place?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/23/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0
To the bar
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/23/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0
Nope. And it’s crowded. She was like “I’m hungry. Do you want food?” “Yes” “okay. Want delivery?”
"benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/23/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 1
OoOoOoh
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/23/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 1
Convenient!
"AntiSpeed" (AntiSpeed)
08/23/2017 at 23:36, STARS: 2
I went to a bar in Rome that didn’t serve food, but they had a menu of several nearby restaurants and encouraged you to order from them.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
08/23/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1
What kind of delivery?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 8
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1
Is it going on your tab?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 1
Is his the same bartender that was experimenting on you the other night?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/23/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1
That’s cool.
"WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/23/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1
There’s a few joints around Chicago that do this too. Smart business I think.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/23/2017 at 23:56, STARS: 1
In my mind you are the living version of Billy Bob Thornton’s character in Goliath.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:07, STARS: 0
IKR?
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 1
Different bartender. That bartender is just off duty drinking with me now.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:08, STARS: 0
She paid me cash!
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0
I went next door to pick it up.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/24/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0
I don’t know if that’s a compliment.
"functionoverfashion" (functionoverfashion)
08/24/2017 at 08:43, STARS: 0
Bissell Brothers Brewery in Portland, ME does this with a restaurant next door. Works perfectly!