Um, Not quite, but you got one part correct...

Kinja'd!!! by "PotbellyJoe and 42 others" (potbellyjoe)
Published 08/22/2017 at 20:17

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Just cameos, huh? The second paragraph is the epitome of BMW-prickdom, I had to share, but can’t promote it for fear of legitimizing the man.


Replies (13)

Kinja'd!!! "Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin)
08/22/2017 at 20:26, STARS: 4

Wow an automotive cringe post. I half expected him to start talking about his fedora and My Little Pony

Kinja'd!!! "yamahog" (yamahog)
08/22/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 7

that’s one helluva carry-on sentence, I guess the average econobox couldn’t fit all that word vomit

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/22/2017 at 20:33, STARS: 4

The real crime here is someone who writes like that can buy a new BMW M.

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
08/22/2017 at 20:34, STARS: 3

He watches it for the...”plot”.

Kinja'd!!! "I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
08/22/2017 at 20:38, STARS: 0

Yes I have a chance the weather today was very good also.

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
08/22/2017 at 20:46, STARS: 3

Solid 60% chance this person wears flatbrims, reflective oakleys, and says bro or dank

Kinja'd!!! "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/22/2017 at 20:56, STARS: 2

Savage, bro

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/22/2017 at 21:10, STARS: 5

What he doesn’t tell you is that he’s 16, has an e36 318 that barely runs and has been wrecked three times.

Kinja'd!!! "Matt Nichelson" (whoismatt)
08/22/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 2

Fuck BMW owners.

Shit wait

Kinja'd!!! "crowmolly" (crowmolly)
08/22/2017 at 21:39, STARS: 0

Ask him what’s the code word .

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/22/2017 at 21:56, STARS: 1

Burn

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
08/22/2017 at 22:23, STARS: 1

*followed by a cough from the vape smoke

Kinja'd!!! "Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/22/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

I kind of feel like a dick for the same stuff. My car is so much quicker than at least 90% of the cars on the road that it makes asshattery pretty easy.