by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 08/22/2017 at 17:47
by "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
Published 08/22/2017 at 17:47
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STARS: 6
I’m sitting at my desk wondering why my right ass cheek hurts. Then it dawned on me, it hurts because I put a monkey wrench in my back pocket while I was removing shelving racks from a box truck and forgot about it. Now I have a wrench-shaped dent on my butt.
"EL_ULY" (uly)
08/22/2017 at 17:50, STARS: 2
rips leather seats in a quick second also
"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993)
08/22/2017 at 17:53, STARS: 1
Not a good thing when you accidentally take home tools from work that you don’t own. I must have taken home this one shorty flex head 9/16th wrench like 5 times. I brought it back tho
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/22/2017 at 18:05, STARS: 0
Fortunately, I’ve only sat on my cheap fabric office chair. That thing needs to go. I’ll be working at my desk when without warning the chair will lower itself almost to the floor.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/22/2017 at 18:07, STARS: 2
I think they’d forgive me because it’s just a crappy Harbor Freight wrench. “Here’s a dollar, go buy 7 more of them.”
"TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
08/22/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 0
It’s worse when you leave a phone in your back pocket.
(Not my phone)
"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
08/22/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 2
And I have a permanent knife blade indentation on my ass thanks to a friend who would constantly misplace things, in this case a five inch dagger that somehow ended up under the passenger seat cover in his Rabbit. All I had to say when I slid into the seat was “Dave, I think I found your missing knife...”
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/22/2017 at 18:17, STARS: 1
Finding things with your ass really is the worst way to find things, isn’t it?
"PS9" (PS9)
08/22/2017 at 18:17, STARS: 0
Now, now. We’re all friends here. You don’t have to hide from us the real reason your ass hurts.
Lennyface.jpg
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/22/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 3
Nah, it’s not Wednesday. I’m married, remember? :)
"Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
08/22/2017 at 18:29, STARS: 1
There’s a scuff on my drivers seat from the tip of a pair of needle nose pliers I put in my back pocket while doing a tire repair and forgot about before going to lunch. I wasn’t very happy about that.
"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
08/22/2017 at 18:30, STARS: 0
Off the top of my head I can’t think of many worse ways to find things.
The whole event was rather embarrassing. First, it was off to the hospital to get the wound stitched up. But when they were prepping me a more serious case came in and they left me on the gurney, bare ass in the air, uncovered.
The second bit of fun came when I was back at school and went to the nurses office to get the stitches pulled. The poor girl in their, about my same age (19 at the time, I think), was blushing beet red when having to work on me. Thankfully there weren’t too many stitches so it didn’t take too long.
"XJDano" (xjdano)
08/22/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0
My wife doesn’t like it when I leave sharpies or pens in my utility pocket of the carpenter pants and she finds them in the drier.
"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/22/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 1
I do this all the time. As a result the vinyl seat of our fork lift has a few screwdriver sized holes in it.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/22/2017 at 20:07, STARS: 0
I keep leaving pens in my pockets too. But I do the laundry, so I have to yell at myself.