by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 08/20/2017 at 16:12
by "E90M3" (e90m3)
Published 08/20/2017 at 16:12
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So I went out in Savannah yesterday with a coworker. Last time we had gone out I got pretty trashed; I think the long island ice teas might have been a bit aggressive. He asked me if I remembered them getting me an uber to go home. I was like nope.
Apparently, my coworker and his friend had ordered me an uber because I was extremely intoxicated. Well, a car shows up and it’s a Nissan Altima. From what I was told, I looked at my friend and was like I can’t believe you got me a fucking Altima. I refused to get in the car and started hating on it. I was like it’s a fucking Altima, I’m not getting in that car, fuck that. Eventually they got me in the car and I had a look of pure betrayal on my face.
I don’t remember any of this, and have no idea where this hatred of Altimas came from. The whole being too intoxicated to order a cab/uber does sound a lot me though. Happened a lot in Russia.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
08/20/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 2
I hate the Altima and Maxima for the following reasons
1. Driven by douches in the tri-state area
2. Will cut you off and tailgate you cause they’re very busy
3. Don’t use turn signals
4. Most have badly aimed HIDs
5. Thinks it’s a infiniti but couldn’t afford it at the buy here pay here lot so they constantly weave in traffic to compensate
6. Don’t know what a yield is
7. Tend to ride my bumper at a uphill stop only a few centimeters away from my bumper.
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/20/2017 at 16:21, STARS: 2
Nissan sedan drivers are consistently shitty drivers, so it’s a just hatred.
"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/20/2017 at 16:29, STARS: 0
Stick to beer.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
08/20/2017 at 16:30, STARS: 3
Nah.
"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/20/2017 at 16:48, STARS: 0
Nothing irrational about that. Altimas are pretty awful.
"Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes" (sovereign-automotive)
08/20/2017 at 16:51, STARS: 1
Had a 2014 altima rental in 2014 with low miles. Can confirm that your hate is not irrational.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
08/20/2017 at 16:54, STARS: 0
True.
"E90M3" (e90m3)
08/20/2017 at 16:57, STARS: 1
I had a Sentra as a rental earlier this year , it was also terrible.