Every time I see a four door Mini...

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Published 08/18/2017 at 23:29

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I wonder why the hell they brought back the Austin Maestro.

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Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/18/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 0

they really don’t look good.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/18/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 3

I don’t know why people buy them. Just buy the Clubman damnit! I want a nice selection in 5 years when I am ready to buy one.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
08/18/2017 at 23:40, STARS: 1

Honestly the original Maestro is better looking, at least it has a properly sized rear door.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
08/18/2017 at 23:43, STARS: 0

Yep, I don’t get it at all. The side profile is hideous, especially compared to the Clubman. And no barn doors!

Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/18/2017 at 23:44, STARS: 0

Hot take: this is my favorite Mini currently on sale

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
08/18/2017 at 23:45, STARS: 1

You know, in many ways, the Maestro never left.

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Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
08/18/2017 at 23:49, STARS: 0

But does it have a talking dashboard?

Kinja'd!!! "ranwhenparked" (ranwhenparked)
08/18/2017 at 23:53, STARS: 1

No, but it might not be such a bad idea to bring it back. Chinese car buyers apparently love superfluous electronic gadgets.  

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/19/2017 at 00:09, STARS: 0

The Clubman is the one new car I would buy right now if I could. I would love a Clubman Cooper S ALL4 in either British Racing Green or Luxury Blue.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
08/19/2017 at 00:17, STARS: 0

They are good looking cars, though I still pine for a Classic Mini.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/19/2017 at 00:43, STARS: 1

I do too but I wouldn’t want to drive the classic Mini in traffic.

Kinja'd!!! "someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired)
08/19/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 0

I mean it’s one step over a bike, so it’s got that going for it.

Kinja'd!!! "Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)" (rduncan5678)
08/19/2017 at 10:37, STARS: 0

I like to call anything other than the 2 door mini, a Maxi