Look at this fuckin' bike

Kinja'd!!! by "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
Published 08/18/2017 at 02:15

Tags: Bikelopnik ; Bicycles ; Diamondback Andean
STARS: 2


It looks like you can shrink-wrap yourself in this. I absolutely love it. It’s just a few LED strips away from being a TRON bike.

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But I question the use of a disc in the front wheels, I mean they went that far with integrating everything so you’d think they’d have gone for aerodynamic calipers.


Replies (17)

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
08/18/2017 at 02:22, STARS: 1

An amazing design to maximize aerodynamics that is also completely blown out of the water by just about any recumbent bike. *shrug*

Screw the UCI.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/18/2017 at 02:35, STARS: 3

the colors scream makita

Kinja'd!!! "Bluecold" (Bluecold)
08/18/2017 at 02:52, STARS: 4

Lets preserve the dignity of everyome involved and don’t talk about recumbents.

Kinja'd!!! "atfsgeoff" (atfsgeoff)
08/18/2017 at 02:56, STARS: 1

Someone make this photoshop happen

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
08/18/2017 at 04:00, STARS: 1

About the front disc: there’s no need for a brake track, so the wheel can be designed to perfectly transition into the tire, preventing flow separation. I do expect aerodynamic disc brake covers to start showing up soon.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
08/18/2017 at 04:28, STARS: 0

OK. Understood.

I guess I just got spoiled by the integration Pinarello and Trek applied.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/18/2017 at 06:00, STARS: 1

This is where we’d be if bike racing didn’t determine bike shape.

Kinja'd!!! "JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
08/18/2017 at 06:40, STARS: 1

That’s rad!

Kinja'd!!! "Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle" (1500sand535)
08/18/2017 at 08:54, STARS: 1

I’m guessing the fork crown is a bigger area of improvement than the wheel brake tracks. But its just a guess.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain Brotatohead" (brotatobrotato)
08/18/2017 at 09:06, STARS: 1

This is where we actually are! You can buy this. (Although I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for pro/uci/usac use, not sure about tri) On the other hand, if this were legal for mass start racing, I’m pretty sure I’d opt out. As someone who races in the pro/1/2 field, it’s already sketchy enough on standard road bikes.

Kinja'd!!! "R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet" (r-saldana)
08/18/2017 at 09:40, STARS: 1

I don’t thin keven USAT age groupers would be aloowed to use this. I remember when my dad’s training buddy got that Cervelo One, the judges at Memphis in May Olympic DQ’d his time from the list (it used to a be an Ironman qualifying race).

Kinja'd!!! "Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
08/18/2017 at 10:12, STARS: 0

Possibly. There’s a couple of wind tunnel tests out there, but they mostly look at the overall picture.

Kinja'd!!! "Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy)
08/19/2017 at 02:58, STARS: 1

I know right? It’s like a superbike but thinner.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/21/2017 at 08:58, STARS: 0

I know without looking that I cannot afford this bike.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain Brotatohead" (brotatobrotato)
08/21/2017 at 12:21, STARS: 0

Starts at $4k. Cheaper than a decent full squish MTB. Knowing what I know now, always buy bikes used. Anyhow, this thing isn’t even that expensive for being a halo bike. The issue is that you can get a used bike that’s only slightly less efficient (and legal) for around $2k. BTW, if you ever buy an ‘expensive’ bike, you’re gonna want to ride it all the time. “I spent what on that? Better go for a ride!”

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/21/2017 at 12:24, STARS: 0

I will not spend more than .4k on a bike haha.

Kinja'd!!! "Captain Brotatohead" (brotatobrotato)
08/21/2017 at 12:56, STARS: 1

Lol, I have 4 bikes and not one of them cost less than 2k to build. I’m in the deep end so to speak. 8500 miles/450 hours per year, 90% road 10% CX/MTB.