by "Blondude" (Blondude)
Published 08/16/2017 at 23:00
by "Blondude" (Blondude)
Published 08/16/2017 at 23:00
Tags: Oppositelock
; Goodnight Oppo
STARS: 7
"PS9" (PS9)
08/17/2017 at 01:17, STARS: 5
So it’s finally come to this. Supercars weren’t enough for you. Too many other rich douchebags have supercars. You aren’t unique anymore. So you move on to million dollar classic Porsches, only to find the not-so-million-dollar-but-waaaay-better singers have taken over the scene. An original 70s Carrera is a day late and a dollar short. Old news. Washed up. Has been.
But it’s not good enough for you to just take your pullman S class and get chauffered everywhere and give up the game like so many others. No. You’re blondude, goddamnit. Get that pussy ass bullshit outta here, you say, thowing the laptop with the pullman S class page on it down a flight of stairs in disgust.
So what’s left, then? Racecars. Yes.
Yes.
They are inconvenient, brutal, non-air conditioned, restrictive, expensive, impossible to refuel anywhere, and not at all road legal. This is madness. Who would do this? MOTHERFUCKIN’ BLONDUDE, BITCHES. THAT’S WHO!!
Braaaaaaaap
"NJAnon" (NJAnon)
08/19/2017 at 01:40, STARS: 1
I’ll have to see if I can freshen up that image. contrast is a little too high.
Thats what the BMW is supposed to look like. Yes with the paint scheme and car number on the side.