Fuck today.

Kinja'd!!! by "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
Published 08/16/2017 at 10:23

Tags: Mid morning shitpost
STARS: 11


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Kinja'd!!! "BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
08/16/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1

Doug Dimmadab

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 0

Yes. Fuck today. And tomorrow, and most of Friday. I just want to climb on the shoulder of this week and yell “ENOUGH ALREADY” before I turn into a quivering lump.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/16/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 5

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Kinja'd!!! "GordonBombay" (gordonbombay86)
08/16/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 0

This is quality shitposting. Take your star. You may want to follow it with Super Spice Brothers:

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 1

Seriously.

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EVERYBODY LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE ONLY SO MUCH TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT AND THIS WEEK’S QUOTA IS USED.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 1

My state of mine, RIGHT NOW, only replace “it” with “you”.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/16/2017 at 10:38, STARS: 1

I’m sorry. Have a hug.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0

Thanks man...

It’s lucky you aren’t trying that in person right now though. You could get hurt.

Kinja'd!!! "Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
08/16/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/16/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 1

I would take the hit to deliver a small bit of comfort.

Or maybe just buy you a beer, both options are on the table.

What can we do?

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/16/2017 at 11:03, STARS: 1

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Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 11:04, STARS: 0

Pretty much just suck it up, ignore it, go do minor and mildly therapeutic tasks outside the office instead of sitting here cringing every time I hear a phone ring or somebody’s chair move. And look forward to 5pm on Friday with an eye on the liquor cabinet.

It’s nothing that won’t end, just that we had to ditch our secretary a couple weeks ago and since this is a fairly small company, until we can find a full-time replacement I’m basically a general gopher on top of my regular stuff. I wasn’t made for this crap... my mind doesn’t go in 5 simultaneous directions.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/16/2017 at 11:07, STARS: 1

I shall make you a famously good Old Fashioned, and we shall toast.

Kinja'd!!! "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/16/2017 at 11:14, STARS: 2

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted and have the time of our life.”

“Here’s to those who wish us well
And those that don’t can go to hell.”

“Life may throw us punches
And knock us on our ass
Real friends are there to ease the pain and
somehow make you laugh”

“Here’s to a long life and a happy one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!”

I feel a rabbit hole coming on... Maybe that’s not a bad thing

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/16/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 0

Tuck foday.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/16/2017 at 11:48, STARS: 1

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