by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/16/2017 at 00:36
by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/16/2017 at 00:36
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STARS: 2
Older man: “Where you from, son?”
Me: “New York.”
OM: “You staying at that hotel on the corner?”
Me: “Yeah.”
OM: “You gonna Uber back?”
Me: “I thought I’d walk. I’ve done it twice now with the ID.”
OM: “What do you think? He’s gonna walk back.”
Bartender: “he’s from New York he’s walked through worse areas.”
OM: “my son’s your age he and his wife Uber everywhere that’s the smart choice.”
Me: “I mean, I don’t like Uber [I’m banned].
OM: “principles is nice and all, but we had 46 murders in Little Rock since the start of the year.”
Me: “just 46? Shit, that’s nothing”
OM: “we had 46 in all of last year.”
Bartender: “he’s fine. He doesn’t look looks he has money.”
Me: :/
OM: “But he’s staying at one of them boutique hotels”
Bartender: “Maybe you can get an Uber”
Younger man: you know that song playing?
Me: “That’s Bob Dylan, Lay, Lady, Lay, no shit.”
YM: “You want to shoot pool?”
I still left well before closing because they scared me.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/16/2017 at 00:39, STARS: 4
“I mean, I don’t like Uber [I’m banned].
This is a story we need to hear!
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/16/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0
I tried ordering an Uber once. My Apple Pay billing address was set to my work address. It was rejected and they banned me without a second chance.
"Tristan" (casselts)
08/16/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 1
Yes! How does one get banned from uber?!
"TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
08/16/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 1
It’s like having a conversation with my mom about how I’m going to ride my bicycle for errands, like I’ve been doing for the past ten years. “You’re sure you don’t want a ride?”
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/16/2017 at 00:45, STARS: 1
Here’s the thing. That bar could have been so much more. Friendly locals in a local bar. Cheap booze. Good music. Smoking allowed.
Bars like that are the reason I leave the house.
It could have been SO MUCH MORE.
"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/16/2017 at 00:47, STARS: 2
In the dumbest way possible. Fuck Uber.
"TylerLinner" (tylerlinner1)
08/16/2017 at 02:10, STARS: 5
You need to work on your story, dude. I’m thinking a film noir monologue would work well.
“It all started on a rainy Tues-dee. I was having a drink down at Frank’s Tavern when I saw her saunter through the cloud of Lucky Strikes. The dame’s name was Esther and she ordered a drink that was as tall as her tales...”
"ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
08/16/2017 at 02:49, STARS: 0
Dive bars have a place and that certain appeal to them.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/16/2017 at 07:45, STARS: 0
thats weak. I hoping you were shitfaced and tried peeing on the back of his head while he was merging onto the highway
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/16/2017 at 07:51, STARS: 1
Welcome to Arkansas. If you hear banjos, run like hell.
"X37.9XXS" (x379xxs)
08/16/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 0
They were “funnin” you
Typical Southron arseholes