I have a new life goal. 

Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/14/2017 at 22:35

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I was talking to this guy who works for a marketing firm. He’s “semi-retired” and just came back from Michigan Speedway where he set up an advertisement for an insurance company. Apparently, he does a lot of car related marketing things, which, until about a decade ago, included driving a monster truck. He also runs a bar out of his basement on a golf course and half owns another bar.

That guy knows how to enjoy life. Also he gave me golf tips.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/14/2017 at 22:36, STARS: 1

I bet if I ran a bar, I could get a damn poker game going. That has been the bane of my existence since college. I have never found enough people to get a poker game going. I blame the fact that most of my friends are women and too smart to throw away money.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
08/14/2017 at 22:41, STARS: 2

Don’t play for money.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/14/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 3

Poker is zero fun without cash on the line.

It’s funny because I’ll play any other card game without gambling but not poker.

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
08/14/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 2

I cant even find poker games in a casino

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/14/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 2

THIS! Poker and Spades need to be legalized for gambling across the US!

I’ll add this to my platform for when I run for president in 2030 or whenever I can run.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/14/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 1

I’ll vote for you based on that alone- but it’s not that hard to find a game even without this, luckily.

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
08/14/2017 at 22:51, STARS: 0

You think there will be organized government in 2030 lol

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/14/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 2

I’m thinking if they were so smart, they’d set up a game, get you drinking, and take you for all your worth.

Your friends must like you.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/14/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 1

There are some great old man bars at golf courses - munis, not country clubs.

This would be an awesome semi retirement gig.

Kinja'd!!! "XJDano" (xjdano)
08/14/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 1

Not exactly what I meant, but yeah. I once was playing with some family and friends, got shitfaced and could not loose. I don’t play much after that.

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/14/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0

Shit, well there probably well be, but it’ll be fascist or communist.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/14/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

You’ve got my vote.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/14/2017 at 23:00, STARS: 0

Ah- I’ve had a few people who wanted to play for “funsies” and it bored me to tears, haha—

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/14/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Even when you can, it’s that lame shit were you only play against the dealer :(

Kinja'd!!! "LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
08/14/2017 at 23:04, STARS: 1

Oh yeah, there was that, but that hardly counts. Made money off it though.

Which I then gave to the blackjack table.

Kinja'd!!! "DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/14/2017 at 23:05, STARS: 0

The best poker players I know are women. We taught my six year-old daughter how to play last month and she beat me. No joke.

Kinja'd!!! "SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/14/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

Here you go...buy a country pub in Australia

http://burnsandco.com.au/properties/1-3-messines-street-nandaly

http://burnsandco.com.au/properties/underbool-hotel-underbool

Kinja'd!!! "tromoly" (tromoly)
08/15/2017 at 11:33, STARS: 0

What monster truck did he drive, any idea?