I Just Cheated On My Diet 

Kinja'd!!! by "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
Published 08/14/2017 at 19:57

Tags: Just say bleeeeeeck
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...for the first time in about a month. Three cheese enchiladas. And queso. And some beans. And guac.

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I should have stuck with the chicken breast.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
08/14/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 0

Good to shock your metabolism occasionally while dieting.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 20:22, STARS: 1

I’ve been in a plateau for a couple of weeks, so I knew I had to do it. I just didn’t expect to be burping this much, or have this much nausea.

Mostly the burping, though.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/14/2017 at 20:27, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Rico" (ricorich)
08/14/2017 at 20:39, STARS: 0

2 tums and you’ll be good to go

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 1

Not highly likely, but not highly improbable, either.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 20:41, STARS: 2

I should probably get my wife to get me those, as she’s in CVS right now.

Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/14/2017 at 20:44, STARS: 1

Still, we’ll hold a candlelight vigil for you just in case.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 20:47, STARS: 1

I appreciate it. Cater it with Tex-Mex, because irony.

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
08/14/2017 at 20:52, STARS: 0

Amigo, that’s just called Wednesday lunch around here.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 21:00, STARS: 1

My lunch usually consists of two tablespoons of mayo, half tablespoon of olive oil, and four ounces of tuna. I CAN’T STOP BURPING.

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/14/2017 at 21:27, STARS: 0

Back whenI was dieting, my diet guy said, “Stick with your diet for six days, and eat whatever the hell you want on the seventh day.”

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 21:33, STARS: 1

I’m down a significant amount of weight, but I try not to cheat this bad. Tonight, I just went crazy. The regret was almost immediate.  

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
08/14/2017 at 22:11, STARS: 0

you only live once

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/14/2017 at 23:09, STARS: 0

That’s the problem.

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/15/2017 at 07:54, STARS: 0

Don’t worry, if you have been eating clean for a long time I imagine that kind of meal will go right through you. Sometimes a cheat meal is what you need to get over a plateau.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/15/2017 at 08:46, STARS: 1

Yes, I have been eating clean (no grains, no sugar, calorie counting) since March with very few cheat meals. And yes, most of that meal is, uh, gone. The sodium definitely stayed, though!

Kinja'd!!! "nerd_racing" (nerd189)
08/15/2017 at 08:51, STARS: 1

I never understood the no grains thing. Rice is a perfectly acceptable complex starchy carbohydrate.

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
08/15/2017 at 10:25, STARS: 1

I’m just using the discipline to cut down on carbs, to be honest. I’ll get in about 40 grams of carbs per day, and try to eat as much fiber in those grams as possible.

Can I explain the no grains fad? Nope. When I get to my goal weight, I’ll start eating brown rice and some oats. I’m not married to that way of dieting at all.