Well, this weekend's been a learning experience and a half. 

Kinja'd!!! by "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
Published 08/13/2017 at 20:22

Tags: Kipper ; Bad time ; Accident
STARS: 2


I got into my first accident last night. I pulled into a space like King Dick, so I reversed to move the truck.... right into a parked car. I feel so, so brilliant.

AND THEN, today, stopped to get gas, pulled up too far, let it roll back with the clutch in, let off, APPARENTLY put it in neutral (I swear, I do not remember doing so), got out to pay for gas, couldn’t see it from inside, thought “Hmm, that’s odd”, and walk out to see it AT THE ENTRANCE TO THE GAS STATION. Thank Christ nobody was behind it.

Kinja'd!!!

Ugh. On the bright side, if my math is right, even occasionally driving slightly foolishly (not dangerously, just not efficiently), I’m still averaging 19mpg. So there’s that.


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/13/2017 at 20:29, STARS: 3

my first learning experience i went into a parking lot at 45 mph (at least thats what they calculated from my skids) some asshole parked a car in aparking spot right in line with my skid path. what a jerk. guy shoulda known explorers cant turn like indy cars.

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/13/2017 at 20:31, STARS: 0

LOL, I genuinely have only myself to blame for the accident.

Kinja'd!!! "OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/13/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 0

wwell considering that guy was parked in a parking spot ans i was sliding down the road, so do i

Kinja'd!!! "sony1492" (sony1492)
08/13/2017 at 21:20, STARS: 0

Parking brakes are great.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/13/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1

Well first off, ALWAYS use your hand brake if you got a stick. I reserve parking in gear for when I parked on a steep hill or something like that, and that’s WITH the hand brake.

Kinja'd!!! "ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com" (ita97)
08/14/2017 at 01:05, STARS: 1

We’ve all been there once and learned from it. I once backed into a parked car at night with my first truck. To make it worse, it was at work and the car I hit belonged to a subordinate. It embarrassing to say the least.

Kinja'd!!! "Tristan" (casselts)
08/14/2017 at 01:49, STARS: 0

But what if you own a manual jeep XJ that refuses to have a functioning hand brake?!

Kinja'd!!! "19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/14/2017 at 09:19, STARS: 0

Parking brake doesn’t work.