by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/13/2017 at 18:12
by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/13/2017 at 18:12
Tags: LOLS
STARS: 3
...said my (female) friend at this birthday party. I don’t really agree, but it was too funny to not share.
"Xyl0c41n3" (i-am-xyl0c41n3)
08/13/2017 at 18:21, STARS: 6
Cool. How sexist of her.
"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/13/2017 at 18:23, STARS: 5
Lol.
"I have another burner, try to guess it!" (ihaveanotherburner)
08/13/2017 at 18:25, STARS: 0
H A W T
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/13/2017 at 18:32, STARS: 0
Ages like Chardonnay.
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/13/2017 at 18:35, STARS: 0
I think I’ve heard something like this before.
There is a touch of truth to it...
"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
08/13/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 3
Everyone gets old and dies and there is nothing left. Also we should all be accepting of each other as there is no right or wrong type of beauty/person.
FTFW(hoever said that).
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/13/2017 at 18:49, STARS: 0
Kinja sucks.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/13/2017 at 18:51, STARS: 2
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
This guy. (Kinja sucks.)
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/13/2017 at 18:56, STARS: 4
Counterpoint: Helen Mirren
I can only hope to age this well.
"Clown Shoe Pilot" (csp)
08/13/2017 at 18:58, STARS: 1
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/13/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 3
Did this birthday party take place in a Reddit chatroom?
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 0
Nah, we had real booze and cake and everything. This is our neighborhood crew in action. The safeties come off pretty early.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 19:22, STARS: 0
Not all wine is the same. Love this guy though.
"yamahog" (yamahog)
08/13/2017 at 19:25, STARS: 3
she shouldn’t generalize like that, it’s really only the internalized misogyny that stops being cute.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 19:29, STARS: 2
Don’t judge too harshly. This lady is a very strong person who knows how to say things like this in a way that highlights their absurdity while still being funny. I’m afraid it’s more my fault for removing her comment from it’s context.
"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/13/2017 at 19:40, STARS: 1
A G E D T O P E R F E C T I O N
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/13/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 2
I know some men that have definitely NOT aged well.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 20:50, STARS: 1
I think the joke could be turned around and be just as clever and applicable. I know many women who have “aged like fine wine” as the saying goes and are accompanied by husbands who let themselves go long ago.
"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura)
08/13/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 1
There’s a wonderful let-it-all-hang-out sexy about this guy. And he looks pretty robust also. Did you notice that the beach is literally covered in women?
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/13/2017 at 22:32, STARS: 3
I’m probably going to age like room temperature raw meat.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0
Thank goodness he didn’t let anything hang out.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0
That just means someone should steak his claim as soon as possible.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/13/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0
So far that’s not happening.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/13/2017 at 22:56, STARS: 0
:(
"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
08/14/2017 at 15:51, STARS: 1
Safety is off with a reddit joke in the chamber. A real wild bunch. Gotta be careful with your muzzle discipline lest you look like a fucking idiot.