TOIF: I HATE YOU DOUG DEMURO* edition

Kinja'd!!! by "boredalways" (boredalway666)
Published 08/11/2017 at 18:59

Tags: Toif ; Rant ; Bumper to Bumper Warranty ; Doug DeMuro
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Goddammit, Douglas! You went out and purchased my dream sled! And got a bumper-to-bumper warranty, too! And now I have to deal with your sewww faaawnseeeh new Doug-mobile on YOUTUBE [multiple, yet inaudible, expletives]

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Fine. Just...fine.

...too bad it’s white.

[...i fucking hate you, doug*]

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*Obviously I don’t hate you, Doug. You’re good people. I hope someday I can get myself another vehicle and get a bumper-to-bumper warranty, too! And I will thank you for influencing me to do so. In the meantime, I am going to ball myself up in the fetal position in a corner and cry myself to sleep.

...Also if you like my rant, click the link below and leave a comment

ETA: just watched the video; i feel bad that he couldn’t find one at his price range with the AMG Performance Pack; and i feel bad for his wife because she’s stuck with the Land Rover


Replies (3)

Kinja'd!!! "syaieya" (syaieya)
08/11/2017 at 21:24, STARS: 1

I’m right there with you. The pre facelift 212's are just such a chiseled looking ride. I may not be able to afford an AMG spec one, but it’s definitely up there in cars I’d love to own.

Honestly interested to see how this one will fair. 6 years on a car is prime territory for stuff’s gonna break. And the turbo motors are still a bit of an unknown for longevity. The 113 motors are holding up better than people expected, but the replacement 156 and 278 are still up in the air.

Kinja'd!!! "Flavien Vidal" (flyingfrenchy)
08/11/2017 at 21:29, STARS: 2

Smells like he’s getting ready for kids...

Kinja'd!!! "boredalways" (boredalway666)
08/12/2017 at 02:58, STARS: 0

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