Because of course it is

Kinja'd!!! by "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
Published 08/10/2017 at 14:02

Tags: special snowflakes
STARS: 2


Browsing through Turo. This is what a Tesla owner thinks it’s worth to drive a Model S for the day.

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Replies (33)

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:06, STARS: 1

Hahahaha- NOPE!

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:09, STARS: 1

Stereotypes exist for a reason I guess.

The available MBs are going for under $100, and even the new Boxster is $105.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

But those batteries are eco-friendly!!

There seems to be a wide range on Turo, from quite reasonable, to “I don’t want to rent it unless I find a sucker”.

I’ve driven the Tesla - it’s nice, I guess, but I would never choose it over an E-Class, as an example.

Kinja'd!!! "Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 14:13, STARS: 1

But but but, you get to drive the future! A dystopian future, bit still!

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
08/10/2017 at 14:14, STARS: 2

So for the price of a Tesla I could drive a Boxster plus $65 worth of fuel and $30 worth of a fancy lunch.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:15, STARS: 0

On a per-pound basis, the Boxster and Tesla are comparable, though.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 1

The E-class is $42!

There’s a GT-R on there for $230, but that makes sense.

But those batteries are eco-friendly!!

Don’t make me hurt you.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:17, STARS: 0

Need to photoshop Thulsa Doom with Elon’s face. Or maybe the Apple 1984 commercial.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 1

$42 for an E class is a screaming deal! I’m renting an Impala or equivalent in 2 weeks in LA for about the same price.

I think you’re safe from having to hurt me :)

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:19, STARS: 0

That’s what I was thinking. Wonder if I can get my wife to think the same. I’ll show her the Tesla first and talk her down to it. “See honey, the Parsh is a bargain!”.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:20, STARS: 1

Yeah, like a two-pound porterhouse is comparable to two pounds of ground chuck.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:22, STARS: 1

Also, someone’s got their Miata listed for $76. Please! I’m a Mazda fan, but even I know better. I’m liking the Mustang vert for 30-something.

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

More like 2 pounds of Porterhouse to 4 pounds of fat and gristle, but I get your point...

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:23, STARS: 1

See, I think some of these people really aren’t interested in renting, but are willing to do it for a sucker.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
08/10/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 2

That’s because the car is too new and the owner is trying to get as much cash flow as possible to cover his lease payments.

Older ones can be rented for less.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
08/10/2017 at 14:26, STARS: 1

Any gas-powered luxury car is always going to be a better “car” than the Model S, which is mostly a powertrain/energy storage experiment.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:28, STARS: 0

My explanation is more entertaining, but yours makes sense. Personally, I can’t see renting out my car as a way of making it affordable. That sounds like taking on more debt than I would be comfortable with, but I know some people make it work.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:29, STARS: 0

I actually think the Model S is a good car, and it could be a great car if there was more quality control. And better seats, the damn thing needs better seats.

Kinja'd!!! "Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever" (superchan7)
08/10/2017 at 14:32, STARS: 1

And more cupholders, and more door pockets, and some nice knobs and dials, and some fit/finish schooling, etc. etc.

Agreed, it’s a good car, just not so great of a “luxury” car.

Kinja'd!!! "Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen)
08/10/2017 at 14:33, STARS: 1

lol we rent cars by the pound now? Awesome!

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
08/10/2017 at 14:34, STARS: 0

For some cars (Miata!) I wish!!!

Kinja'd!!! "SVTyler" (svtyler)
08/10/2017 at 14:37, STARS: 1

When I was looking for a car in San Diego there was a guy who was wanting almost $400 a day for his Model X. Amazingly he actually had two rentals lined up that week and like five previous reviews so someone must not think that it’s too unreasonable. Either way it seems like a lot of people on Turo are either delusional or looking to scam idiots with too much money, not sure which.

Still doesn’t beat the dude with base 991 Carrera for $999/day.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 14:49, STARS: 1

If he’d had a sense of humor, it’d have been $991/day.

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
08/10/2017 at 18:09, STARS: 1

I think you mean if he was clever. But that would also be funny.

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
08/10/2017 at 18:10, STARS: 1

Also: $991.20 a day.

Kinja'd!!! "Spasoje" (Spasoje)
08/10/2017 at 18:26, STARS: 0

Does that plate really say “I UGLY”?

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 19:56, STARS: 1

Or just $911 so everyone gets it.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 19:58, STARS: 0

I think it says “I [heart] UGLY”. Huh.

Kinja'd!!! "Spasoje" (Spasoje)
08/10/2017 at 20:48, STARS: 1

Well, given that facelift Tesla did on the Model S, clearly the guy’s telling the truth!

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
08/10/2017 at 22:07, STARS: 0

Party pooper.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 1

No argument.

Kinja'd!!! "Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 23:48, STARS: 1

:D

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
08/10/2017 at 23:52, STARS: 1

Kinja'd!!!