by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 08/10/2017 at 13:14
by "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
Published 08/10/2017 at 13:14
Tags: shitpost
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Somebody once told me my Jalopy’s gonna roll me
I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
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Well the miles start coming and they don’t stop coming
Fed to the carb to keep the damn thing runnin’
Didn’t make since not drive something fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much see,
So that’s why I have tools in my backseat
You’ll never know if you don’t go
You’ll never go if your heads don’t flow
It’s a good place and they say it gets better
You’re waxing it now, wait till your first fender bender
But the internet men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the parts catalog picture
The tires it rides on are getting pretty thin
The roads are getting worn so you might as well drift
My tires are on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get bored
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/10/2017 at 13:17, STARS: 0
This is one song I could not make work.
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/10/2017 at 13:18, STARS: 0
It turned out to be way harder than I though it was gonna be. It really only works as a shitpost.
"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/10/2017 at 13:20, STARS: 1
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
08/10/2017 at 13:21, STARS: 0
I hope you have a bad dream.
"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
08/10/2017 at 13:22, STARS: 1
“Good place”
Oppo
Pick one
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/10/2017 at 13:23, STARS: 0
90% of the songs I consider get scrapped, most songs are too difficult.
"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 13:31, STARS: 1
As a dad who cannot help but make up alternate lyrics for every song my kid likes, I approve this effort.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 13:34, STARS: 0
Is that station wagon a Studebaker?
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/10/2017 at 13:36, STARS: 0
no u
"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/10/2017 at 13:38, STARS: 0
idk for sure, but it looks more like a Chevy
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/10/2017 at 13:46, STARS: 0
Rambler
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 13:52, STARS: 1
Can’t be, Chevrolet started the double headlights in 1958, and stopped fins in 1961. And it’s not a Chevy from those 3 years
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 13:56, STARS: 0
Ah yes! Imcdb confirms 1959 Rambler Rebel Cross Country.
The side panels looks like Tristan’s 1957 president to me
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/10/2017 at 13:58, STARS: 0
It’s a shame they blew it up.
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 14:01, STARS: 0
My feeling every time they destroy a car in a movie or a clip
"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/10/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0
There was an episode of My Name Is Earl where they blew up a blue 1968 Camaro. I was completely livid.