"Must like cats" (best of CL?)

by "Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
Published 08/10/2017 at 10:29

Tags: Craigslist ; Eclipse ; sweet love
STARS: 6

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Replies (13)

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
08/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2

In case this gem is deleted:

"diplodicus" (diplodicus)
08/10/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0

Let me get some of whatever that guys on.

"Ash78, voting early and often" (ash78)
08/10/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1

Two additions and let’s greenlight it:

“We will rename my penis ‘Cannon’ not after the beach where we make love, but after the sheer power contained within.”

Needs more “Ore-gasm” puns

"MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s" (mastermario)
08/10/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 3

I like how he separated drugs and nitrous oxide lol

"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/10/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 0

"Rico" (ricorich)
08/10/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0

WHOSE MANS IS THIS

"19JRC99" (19jrc99)
08/10/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 4

“Nitrous Oxide is okay”

I wonder if when he...um... finishes, will he scream “NAWS!” like Vin Diesel when the Eclipse blew up?

Wait....Eclipse.... I didn’t even think about that.

To the poster of the ad: You’d BETTER scream “NAWS!”

"random001" (random001)
08/10/2017 at 10:41, STARS: 0

I hope this works out for him....

"Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever" (rustanddust)
08/10/2017 at 10:43, STARS: 5

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Shit, I thought that was implied from the start.

"Brian, The Life of" (familycar)
08/10/2017 at 10:44, STARS: 1

I’d really like an update from the guy

"AuthiCooper1300" (rexrod)
08/10/2017 at 10:46, STARS: 1

Strong, pure, lethal, alignment with the Sun... I wonder if he is into the Thule-Gesellschaft thing?

This... individual is a disgrace to all cat-loving people.

"random001" (random001)
08/10/2017 at 10:51, STARS: 0

Right?!

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/10/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0

Brilliant. As his editor, I would have truncated the last line and just left it at “Must like cats”. Then it would be perfect (purrfect?)