by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 08/10/2017 at 10:17
by "Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
Published 08/10/2017 at 10:17
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So a guy from a trucking company we deal with came by to drop off some paperwork and brought coffee. I’m the only one in the office for at least another couple hours. I’M GONNA HEAR COLOURS
As a bonus, I don’t really have much to do... so these are likely to go down even faster
He said one had cream. I guess I’ll turn that into iced coffee. Coffee is supposed to be black
"shpuker" (shpuker)
08/10/2017 at 10:28, STARS: 1
Beyond jealous. Tim’s is life.
"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
08/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 1
AND SEE SOUNDS
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 2
I like how the whole post is written in a disjointed stream of consciousness like you’ve already had a bunch.
"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/10/2017 at 10:29, STARS: 1
Also:
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 1
I mean, the coffee isn’t fantastic unless it’s dark roast... BUT HEY FREE COFFEE
...And more or less being paid to be available. I am content.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:30, STARS: 1
AND PEE BLOOD
...oh wait.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1
This is the normal me. Caffeine and/or alcohol merely enhance me
I don’t usually have morning coffee. I’m usually running too late and too much of a cheap ass
"shpuker" (shpuker)
08/10/2017 at 10:31, STARS: 1
The coffee is good enough, the sandwiches are phenomenal.
"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/10/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 1
Coffee is best black, creme & sugar ruin coffee.
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/10/2017 at 10:32, STARS: 2
Like alcohol, free is best. You might need a defibrillator.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:33, STARS: 0
Farmers Breakfast Wrap ftw
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:34, STARS: 0
I make two exceptions:
- A Tim’s French Vanilla.
- An otherwise black coffee with Maple Syrup (try it).
All other iterations are wrong at best and sacrilege at worst.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:35, STARS: 1
hjk.jlxcvj
"Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction" (rustholes-are-weight-reduction)
08/10/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 1
If you add syrup, whipped cream and sprinkles to your coffee, it’s no coffee, it’s a dessert.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:39, STARS: 0
Whipped cream: out.
Sprinkles: whaddayanutz?
Cream/milk/sugar: nah
Maple Syrup: This we can discuss. Once in a while.
Tim’s French Vanilla: The only acceptable coffee shop “coffee with additives” product. Again, once in a while.
"Future next gen S2000 owner" (future-next-gen-s2000-owner)
08/10/2017 at 10:42, STARS: 3
Coffee is supposed to be black.
What’s wrong with white coffee? Or tan or purple? What if the coffee doesn’t identify with its color assigned at brewing? Your just perpetuating coffee stereotypes!
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1
Black coffee is more intelligent. Biologically. Black coffee matters. No white coffee in my black bathroom. Something about race riot food fights.
Imma stop before I get banned
"404 - User No Longer Available" (toni-cipriani)
08/10/2017 at 10:45, STARS: 1
Coffee is supposed to be black
Yeah but that’s Tim Hortons... so it’s just brown water.
"chaozbandit" (chaozbandit)
08/10/2017 at 10:48, STARS: 1
Given I recognize the GTR from the last post and Tim Hortons is live, I assume you’re close enough to make it out to Cars and Coffee so I’ll just leave this here
https://www.facebook.com/events/774641532709191/?ref=br_rs
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:52, STARS: 0
Capitalist pig
In all seriousness, yeah. It’s not the greatest stuff out there by any stretch. The dark roast is pretty good... this is not that.
BUT: Free coffee
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 10:55, STARS: 0
Probably, but I don’t facebook. Or do meetups, really. I like screens between me and my internet people—no offense. I just like to keep real life and online life separate, ya know?
Which isn’t to say I’ll never show up and a C&C... :)
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
08/10/2017 at 11:08, STARS: 2
I work at Tims as a side job and hate working there with a passion, so this post saddens and angers me on a personal level.
On a non-personal level, w00t free coffee! :P
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 0
Sorry to hear that and thank you for your service.
"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike)
08/10/2017 at 11:15, STARS: 1
Haha, thanks man! I’ve been there on and off since high school part time, so I could probably do everything in my sleep...
"vicali" (vicali)
08/10/2017 at 11:39, STARS: 1
We’re on day 37 of Emergency Operations due to the forest fires here in BC..
That’s 37 of these in a row;
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 11:40, STARS: 0
That could get tiresome after 37 days. I hope it’s at least the Dark Roast.
"chaozbandit" (chaozbandit)
08/10/2017 at 16:20, STARS: 1
Well there’s only one left after this one soooo
"gmporschenut also a fan of hondas" (gmporschenut)
08/10/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/10/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 1
How about spiked? Mix in a splash (or 4) of Bailey’s Irish cream... Yes please
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 21:48, STARS: 0
That no longer counts as a coffee for conventional purposes and as such is not bound by the same regulations.
Actually I was thinking at the time... “of all the days to be an upstanding citizen and not have booze at work”