by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 08/10/2017 at 02:48
by "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
Published 08/10/2017 at 02:48
Tags: Timbits
; Tim Hortons
; Canada
STARS: 3
Found this open in my tabs. Donut holes are dangerous like ravioli, man. “They’re small—I only had like, 42" is a thing. A delicious thing.
P.S.: Mods are asleep and Stef has a sad. Post poop jokes.
"SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media" (silentbutnotreallydeadly)
08/10/2017 at 02:57, STARS: 2
Eating for happiness is liking drinking to cure regret. And those things look like the precursor to some really awful shit.
"Brian McKay" (brianmckay)
08/10/2017 at 03:17, STARS: 2
I always wear a helmet when eating sugary, fried food products.
"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/10/2017 at 03:28, STARS: 1
Bad jokes inbound
As pulled directly off of Google images(to explain quality)
"pip bip - choose Corrour" (hhgttg69)
08/10/2017 at 04:47, STARS: 1
coffee mug face looks constipated.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/10/2017 at 07:05, STARS: 0
I passed a Tim Horton’s for the first time a couple days ago, so of course I stopped. The coffee was meh, but the Timbits were amazeballs.
"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii)
08/10/2017 at 07:52, STARS: 0
that many timbits is bound to back you up
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/10/2017 at 08:06, STARS: 0
If that kid wants to keep playing hockey he better share
"Mattbob" (mattbob)
08/10/2017 at 08:44, STARS: 1
I almost asked why would they have a kid wearing a hockey helmet in a donut holes ad, but then I realized Tim Horton’s.
"Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap" (ddadragon)
08/10/2017 at 09:08, STARS: 0
I had some timbits. Wasn’t really blown away.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/10/2017 at 09:17, STARS: 1
I will tell you a shitty story and hope it brightens your day: I was 3 years old and we were vacationing in Yellowstone Park. Apparently I had to poop really bad so my parents pulled off the road and we headed to the trees. Using a downed log as a seat I set about my business. Being 3 and not very well balanced towards the end of my endeavor I lost my balance and fell backwards into, yep you guessed it, my own poop. Ever since then my mom is reminds me to “brace yourself” and “be careful” so I don’t fall in my own poop.
"Justin Hughes" (justinhughes54)
08/10/2017 at 09:26, STARS: 0
I was scrolling down Oppo and saw a glimpse of the picture. My first thought was “Ooo, Stef should see this.” Only then did I see who posted it!
"fintail" (fintail)
08/10/2017 at 09:32, STARS: 1
I’ll have 20 timbits and a Nanaimo bar - for here.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/10/2017 at 14:16, STARS: 0
Can confirm the blockage-inducing properties of too many Timbits.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/10/2017 at 14:18, STARS: 0
I mean, the 944 in a nutshell:
I am devastated that Tetanus Racing’s LSD transaxle done blow’d up when we were leading MSR-H. Not just for losing the lead, but hooooly moly, that’s got to be my next upgrade to the Porschelump. So much fun. Gaaaah.
"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/10/2017 at 14:36, STARS: 0
That sounds terrible, Is there any way of ensuring it dosent blow up again/ a reason why it did, or was just a stroke of bad luck?
" The Compromiser" (charger)
08/10/2017 at 21:22, STARS: 1
That character is actually named Timbit. It’s a timbit, with eyes. That’s fear you see.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:16, STARS: 0
Ooooooh neat
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 0
It was ran hard for many races. It just was time for something to wear out. The driveshaft backed out and started pounding everything around it.
(I gotta get me some of that LSD, though. Mmmmmmyes! Limited-slip diff.)
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:18, STARS: 1
Hahahahahaha.
I got stuck behind downtown Austin’s police horses today.
They’re pretty cool until one has to drop a load of hot brown.
Needless to say, I’m washing my car tomorrow.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0
Actual balls of amazement.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0
Yeeeeeep. Moderation is key.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:19, STARS: 0
most excellent picture
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0
“Not sharing Timbits” is a good excuse for a hockey fight, TBH.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/11/2017 at 00:20, STARS: 0
more for Stef
"sony1492" (sony1492)
08/11/2017 at 00:41, STARS: 0
I can only imagine how nice an LSD is. I’ve only ever run open and locked diffs with the latter being understeer central.
"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher)
08/11/2017 at 07:10, STARS: 0
Yep. I wish there was one anywhere near me, but it’s probably good that there isn’t.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/11/2017 at 08:04, STARS: 0
Suddenly the motive is clear.
Kesler, for all his Canada-bashing, hogged the Timbit box.
"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/11/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0
"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
08/14/2017 at 15:05, STARS: 0
What is the difference between a timbit™ and a donut hole?