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Kinja'd!!! by "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
Published 08/09/2017 at 22:44

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This is really nice. Paging OpposResidentToyotaGuy (I feel like you’re about to be really helpful to me in the future.)

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Replies (53)

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/09/2017 at 22:46, STARS: 8

but you’re not a 40-70 year old woman

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/09/2017 at 22:47, STARS: 2

So your goal in life is to be the most passive aggressive driver in the PNW? You are looking in the right direction.

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/09/2017 at 22:48, STARS: 0

I honestly forget if it was a 1st or 2nd gen but the Lexus RX is the only car that has ever made me car sick.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

Well maybe the car hates you more than you hate it HMMM?!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 22:49, STARS: 0

You don’t know that.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/09/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 0

oh, I do

Kinja'd!!! "TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel)
08/09/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 1

That is possible.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 22:50, STARS: 1

*closes blinds*

Kinja'd!!! "Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
08/09/2017 at 22:52, STARS: 0

LexusBro

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 22:53, STARS: 0

Didn’t these have sludge issues and blow engines because of it?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/09/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Thats a nice harrier. I dislike that motor though.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/09/2017 at 22:54, STARS: 0

Thats where I bought my cruiser from, interesting.

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
08/09/2017 at 22:55, STARS: 0

better check for any ceiling holes too

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
08/09/2017 at 22:57, STARS: 0

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 22:58, STARS: 0

Craigslist?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 22:59, STARS: 0

PLEASE STOP

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/09/2017 at 23:01, STARS: 0

My Aunt eventually got rid of her’s because of this.

Kinja'd!!! "RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile)
08/09/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 3

Ceiling Nibby is watching HondaBro masturbate.

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/09/2017 at 23:02, STARS: 0

Lakewood

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
08/09/2017 at 23:06, STARS: 0

24 hour chem baths on each head and a short block. I’ve personally have done about 30 of those jobs on these.

All it takes is 1000 miles over due on an oil change once.

Also, it has the turning circle of a 2001 Ford Super Duty.

Super comfy doe.

Kinja'd!!! "EL_ULY" (uly)
08/09/2017 at 23:07, STARS: 0

RX not ML

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:08, STARS: 4

AMGtech: crushing the dreams of oppos since 2013

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/09/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

Hello! How can I be of service?

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:11, STARS: 0

That’s what I thought. Super nice cars for sure, but the sludge issue is such a downer.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:12, STARS: 0

That’s too bad. Good cars otherwise.

Kinja'd!!! "His Stigness" (HisStigness)
08/09/2017 at 23:13, STARS: 0

I’m sorry but nothing has a worse turning circle than late 90's, early 2000's Nissans: holy shit they can’t turn. Also 2000ish Camaro: my god!

Also on the Toyota sludge: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I take great pleasure when “super reliable” Japanese cars have major problems. So satisfying.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 23:16, STARS: 0

What Lexus can be had for cheap and run the longest? I’m thinking GS/IS300 but that RX300 is calling for me.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/09/2017 at 23:21, STARS: 1

GS300 would be my bet. My sister has driven 470k miles worth of them. She totaled the first with 305k miles on it. If you can find a GS400 that would be really nice.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/09/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

Which gen?

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/09/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0

Forgot to say, the RX300 is a great choice too. It depends if you want straight 6 in a sedan or V6 in SUV.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:31, STARS: 1

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/1999-lexus-gs-300/6252713580.html

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/09/2017 at 23:33, STARS: 0

2nd gen GS is best GS. I love the 3rd though. The ultimate GS in your budget would be the GS430 though. 3UZ goodness.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:35, STARS: 0

https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/d/1998-lexus-sc300/6255166526.html

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/d/sc/6227165058.html

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/09/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

To be fair, it made it to around 180k miles, but it was just too much of a repair to be worth it. Even at that mileage, the interior still looked and felt new.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:38, STARS: 1

That’s better than a lot of cars that don’t have sludge problems.

Kinja'd!!! "Milky" (jordanmielke)
08/09/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

If Hondabro doesn’t buy this, he loses all oppo cred.

Kinja'd!!! "AMGtech - now with more recalls!" (amgtech)
08/09/2017 at 23:58, STARS: 1

He’s probably ignoring me. I like to crush his dreams  Plus it’s a little far from him.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 00:01, STARS: 0

Too poor for a 430. Might just settle for a 300.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 08:11, STARS: 1

I don’t even know if I would call the 300 settling. One thing i would look for is I think the early 2000s got a 6-speed auto rather then the 5-speed and it really helps with gas mileage. That’s my sisters biggest complaint.

Kinja'd!!! "RPM esq." (rpm3)
08/10/2017 at 20:58, STARS: 1

That’s why I only consult you after I buy things that you know 10 times more than me about.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 21:36, STARS: 0

Hello! Sorry to bother you again, but how’s the fifth gen ES350? Currently looking at one of those at ~66,000 miles.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 22:13, STARS: 0

Downsides - FWD, Being a fancy Camry

Upsides - super comfy

What year?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 22:16, STARS: 0

2007. I just want to know if they’re reliable cars.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 23:17, STARS: 1

Avoid 07 and 08 3.5L if possible. Teething issues on the new engine.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 23:22, STARS: 0

Good thing I asked! I’m also looking at an 06 GS430, but insurance-wise it’s a little out of my price range.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 23:24, STARS: 0

What’s that cost to insure?

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 23:26, STARS: 0

$180-200/month. It doesn’t help that I’ll be financing.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 23:28, STARS: 0

Good lord. My wife’s ‘09 RX350 AND my ‘98 LS400 are $170 a month. With a Focus ST added it’s only $250(which Is still expensive and I need to look into USAA further)

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 23:32, STARS: 0

I also have a spotless driving record and have been insured for almost three years, and a co-driver for a year before that. $180/month was what I was paying back in 2014, and it was finally going to drop to $93/month next month. I even had to be a bit conservative with my yearly mileage to get it to $180/month.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

I have a dang ticket and our date for 2 cars is less. Must be that Washington weird stuff.

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/10/2017 at 23:37, STARS: 0

Yeah, lots of crazy drivers around here. You’re probably more likely to be in an accident here than Tennessee.

Kinja'd!!! "OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars" (jakeauern)
08/10/2017 at 23:47, STARS: 0

Our zip code is also one of the safest/least crime ridden area in the country. I bet that helps.