by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 08/09/2017 at 11:17
by "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
Published 08/09/2017 at 11:17
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STARS: 3
Porsches do nothing for me. I can appreciate their performance and engineering but I have no aspirations to ever own one.
"Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
08/09/2017 at 11:22, STARS: 1
Porsches I’d like to own or drive: 914, 924, 944, 968, 928, Boxster Spyder. And perhaps a 930. So yeah, I kinda get you.
"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94)
08/09/2017 at 11:23, STARS: 1
I feel the same about the Veyron, and the Porsche I most want to drive is the 914... right with you
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 11:24, STARS: 1
I probably wouldn’t say no if someone tried to give me a 959 but that’s about it.
"Out, but with a W - has found the answer" (belg)
08/09/2017 at 11:25, STARS: 2
Only if it came with a mechanic.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 11:28, STARS: 0
Nah, just drive it until it breaks and sell it. Even non-running it would sell for more than I hope to earn in a decade.
"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
08/09/2017 at 11:32, STARS: 2
How can you not love this:
"kanadanmajava1" (kanadanmajava1)
08/09/2017 at 11:35, STARS: 0
I do want one. But it seems unlikely that I could afford one if the price bubble for air cooled stuff doesn’t soon burst. One street legal 935 replica for me please.
"OmerCarrothers333" (omercarrothers333)
08/09/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 0
I have a strange thing for 944's; maybe it’s because my mom’s boyfriend had one and he didn’t take care of it. Or it could be because I had a 280zx when my mom’s boyfriend had his Porsche, and I like grand-touring hatchbacks.
Whatever.
I will admit to liking the Macan and the Cayenne, but not really giving a shit about 911's. Magnus Walker-Singer-RWB-hipsters I don’t give a shit.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/09/2017 at 11:36, STARS: 1
That’s how I feel about Ferrari. I just don’t have any interest aside from the 456 for some odd reason.
"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/09/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0
I need to drive one to have any opinion on them, but I’m not drawn to them in any particular way. My wife is, but thankfully she’s of the...frugal...stock so no worries there.
"DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
08/09/2017 at 11:37, STARS: 0
How dare you post this take with the sexiest Porsche bodystyle.
"PS9" (PS9)
08/09/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 1
I wish someone would make a car that does everything a Porsche does, but isn’t a Porsche. ‘LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I HAVE MONEEEEEEY’ is what they’re mainly used for where I live.
"e36Jeff now drives a ZHP" (e36jeff)
08/09/2017 at 11:38, STARS: 0
I feel that way about Bugattis. I do like porsches though, and I have a serious want for a Cayman GT4(not that I’ll ever have the money for it).
"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s)
08/09/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 0
I have no words for you sir....
But I do have pictures
"PS9" (PS9)
08/09/2017 at 11:44, STARS: 1
You don’t wanna die in a car fire. That’s a pretty good reason. The company itself is also really scummy.
"PS9" (PS9)
08/09/2017 at 11:46, STARS: 0
I thought this was the sexiest Porsche body style.
"Wacko" (wacko--)
08/09/2017 at 11:51, STARS: 0
good, one less person who will raise the prices even more
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/09/2017 at 11:53, STARS: 0
Hotter hot take: Only the water-cooled 911's interest me.
"DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back" (karsonkinja)
08/09/2017 at 11:54, STARS: 1
"CobraJoe" (cobrajoe)
08/09/2017 at 11:55, STARS: 0
I’m with ya there. I can’t afford one, so I tend to forget about them completely.
Though I would love a Boxter Spyder. Or even a Boxter now that they’re getting close to what I’d pay for an old sports car.
"Mid Engine" (jdlogan2006)
08/09/2017 at 11:56, STARS: 1
Love my 2007 Cayman, in 65k miles (other than maintenance) the only thing that’s gone wrong was the water pump. Reliable and a lot of fun to drive!
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 12:03, STARS: 2
The stanceworks watermark makes it doubly meh.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0
I never disputed that they were good cars, I just don’t care tor them.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 12:04, STARS: 0
Those are words.
"unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)" (unclevanos)
08/09/2017 at 12:06, STARS: 0
I appreciate the engineering and heritage but can’t under stand the mental gymnastics of the oil cooled 911 prices. I wanted one when I was little but dudebros have jacked up the market price. 996s still scare me cause IMS bearing. plastic fantastic Corvette is the dream car for me in the long run.
"RT" (rt-p)
08/09/2017 at 12:36, STARS: 0
Do these cars do nothing for you?
Plus there’s all the crazy cars they’ve developed for other companies, like the Mercedes 500 E, Audi RS2 Avant and Volkswagen B32. If you’re into sleepers, you’d naturally thank Porsche for that.
So there you go, they aren’t just sporty Beetles.
"fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/09/2017 at 12:42, STARS: 0
Yeah, the whole “we decide if you’re good enough to buy our product” has always annoyed me.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 12:46, STARS: 0
Yawn.
"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/09/2017 at 12:51, STARS: 0
I’m not on the air-cooled 911 bandwagon especially with how absurd prices are. The 944 Turbo is one of my favorite cars ever, and I love how the 928 looks. I sometimes think about getting a 996 turbo for (relatively) cheap.
"misfitmascots" (misfitmascots)
08/09/2017 at 13:05, STARS: 0
I feel the same way. They’re great cars, just not for me.
"Mitsubishi Outlander EV" (the-second-best-selling-plug-in-electric-car-in-sweden)
08/09/2017 at 13:06, STARS: 0
Porsche puts the P in peoPle’s car.
"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/09/2017 at 13:07, STARS: 3
MORE FOR ME
"JeepJeremy" (jeepjeremy)
08/09/2017 at 13:29, STARS: 0
I used to hate Porsches. I think it was because of their ownership group, and my proletariat nature. But then I drove one....
Now my dream car is a slant nose 911 Turbo. After driving one I can’t think of anything else I’d spend money on. *If I had that kind money.
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 13:48, STARS: 0
I assume you saw my DOTS post the other day? http://oppositelock.kinja.com/early-morning-dots-1797573536
"Monkey B" (monkeyb)
08/09/2017 at 15:56, STARS: 0
I want the one pictured...
"dogisbadob" (dogisbadob)
08/09/2017 at 18:33, STARS: 0
doesn’t help that their values have jumped to the extreme :/
The best Porsche is the 914
"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
08/09/2017 at 21:43, STARS: 0
I feel this way about Mercedes, BMW, and Audi. Also most Ferraris
"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
08/09/2017 at 21:51, STARS: 0
Audis don’t interest me either.