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Kinja'd!!! by "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
Published 08/08/2017 at 18:59

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I share this with you because you’re my friends and I trust you not to steal my $40 (+$6.95 S&H) screwdriver while I’m at work. Shipping took a bit longer, because I ordered directly from Wiha, so I could get an extra ten bits. Does anyone need a bunch of Pozidrive and Square bits? No. But whatever. It was basically the same.

Let us all bask in the pornographic beauty that is this video:

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This is the American version:

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As you can see, the American version is much more focused on its utility, while the German video is much more focused on how sexy screw drivers are and how efficient having bits stored in the handle is, and how sexy efficiency is. 20% of Germany’s current population was conceived with that video in the background.

Now, I say this as someone whose ethno-religious background was particularly persecuted by the Germans: Sure the “best” side won the war, but sometimes you just have to wonder.


Replies (18)

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/08/2017 at 19:02, STARS: 4

Thats a skookum choocher right there.

Kinja'd!!! "random001" (random001)
08/08/2017 at 19:05, STARS: 2

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Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/08/2017 at 19:07, STARS: 0

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90% less volume and 85% less weight for 100% efficiency? That’s just filthy.

Kinja'd!!! "Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury)
08/08/2017 at 19:09, STARS: 1

I love Wiha tools, and have several, but of course, not enough. I’ve never seen that one, and now I must have it...

There’s an electronics store near me that I have to avoid if I don’t have a particular purchase in mind because if I go there I will spend every spare cent I have in the tool section. My ex vehemently disagrees, but I firmly believe that there is no such thing as too many tools.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/08/2017 at 19:11, STARS: 2

I found out about it while looking at German awards for the best designed tools, because I live a full life and do exciting things like look at German awards for tool design.

It’s sold in the US as the UltraDrive and is $38 on Amazon, but for the same price, you can order direct from Wiha with the extra bits.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/08/2017 at 19:13, STARS: 1

WEEEEEE HAW!

Those look killer. I’d definitely buy one if I didn’t just get a set of Vessel drivers.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/08/2017 at 19:16, STARS: 1

Vessel is fiiiiiine though.

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/08/2017 at 19:21, STARS: 1

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Truth!

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/08/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

Those curves tho

Kinja'd!!! "benjrblant" (benjblant)
08/08/2017 at 19:36, STARS: 0

Please post up some thoughts once you get it.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
08/08/2017 at 19:49, STARS: 1

No, you definitely do need Robertson bits. #2 Robertson, the single most common fastener driver of them all, because it’s ideal for every application. The best driver.

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/08/2017 at 19:54, STARS: 0

I expected to get pushback for my Pozidrive comment, but not for square bits. You get a star for that.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
08/08/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 0

It’s literally the most common driver up here. You can pick up like, 20-packs in 2", 3", and 6" lengths at the counter of most hardware stores. It’s the go-to bit for everything. I need them in my vehicles because I replace the rusted out trim screws with stainless self-drillers, which always are a #2 Robertson. I’m not kidding when I say it’s the single most common driver, because it’s the best.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
08/08/2017 at 22:17, STARS: 0

Are you Canadian? Cause they like the square drives up there, but good old Henry ford picked Phillips for us ‘muricans. Something like that anyway, I’m pretty sure there were some anti competitive practices involved as well.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
08/08/2017 at 23:57, STARS: 1

Phillips is... Well not the worst. But not great either.

Also yes, I am Canadian. And it’s ROBERTSON.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
08/09/2017 at 10:36, STARS: 0

Lol, yeah the article I read said that the Robertson fastners were better than Phillips, but due to some BS with Henry ford, they were effectively locked out of the US market. But Canada ate that shit up, hence my assumption you’re Canadian, because we don’t have as much exposure down here to the Robertson fastners.

Kinja'd!!! "gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee" (gogmorgo)
08/09/2017 at 18:46, STARS: 0

The more I learn about Henry Ford, the less I like the guy.

Kinja'd!!! "merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc" (merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc)
08/09/2017 at 19:28, STARS: 0

Somewhat typical for that era and industrial leaders in general of the day. I’ve heard it said that behind every great American fortune is a crime somewhere in their history.