Psssst, hey kids.....wanna buy some horsepower?

Kinja'd!!! by "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
Published 08/08/2017 at 14:26

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Fiesta ST - 3000$ customer cash
Focus ST - 4500$ customer cash
Mustang - 3000$ customer cash

Ford - your friendly neighborhood horsepower dealer!


Replies (8)

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
08/08/2017 at 14:55, STARS: 0

Don’t do this to me. I need to get my significant other a car. I can’t be running out and buying myself a FiST.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/08/2017 at 14:56, STARS: 1

Or buy “both” of you a FiST ;)

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
08/08/2017 at 14:58, STARS: 0

Also it is showing me $3500 for FoST but $4000 for most other Focuses except RS and Electric.

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
08/08/2017 at 15:11, STARS: 0

Need to find larger version of that pic

Kinja'd!!! "MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW)
08/08/2017 at 15:16, STARS: 0

Jesus H. I just looked at my local dealer and they are selling brand new non-recaro non-sunroof FiST’s for under $16k.

Kinja'd!!! "themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce)
08/08/2017 at 15:24, STARS: 0

Yuuuuuuuup. Sad part is this is the last year for the Fiesta in the US so these are some of the last FiSTs the US will ever get.

Kinja'd!!! "MR2_FTW - Group J's resident Stig" (MR2_FTW)
08/08/2017 at 15:48, STARS: 0

On further investigation, it looks like they are “extended inventory” models at a sister dealership two hours away, and are listed under “easy pricing”, which sounds like a bunch of steps in which dealership fuckery could lurk....

Kinja'd!!! "Frenchlicker" (frenchlicker)
08/08/2017 at 19:04, STARS: 0

Trust me, I am not lying when I say I tried that. She despises both the Focus and the Fiesta.