by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 08/07/2017 at 19:40
by "AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
Published 08/07/2017 at 19:40
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Uh. I can explain.
See, there was this dog. A lab. A black lab. A happy black lab. Very friendly, absolutely loved me. Unfortunately... Not the brightest dog. While I was outside cleaning this window, the lab was inside—saw me—and ran headfirst into the pane. Ouch...
Thank God the homeowner was there watching, because there’s no way I could have convinced him otherwise.
Sorry doggo. I hope your head feels okay
"Berang" (berang)
08/07/2017 at 19:44, STARS: 1
An old neighbor’s great dane broke the windshield of his van (and not from being flung into it in a crash, just from being big and stupid), so I believe it.
"CB" (jrcb)
08/07/2017 at 19:48, STARS: 3
So does that make today a bit of a wash?
But hey, that’s probably a good sign of the quality of your work!
"lone_liberal" (token-liberal)
08/07/2017 at 19:52, STARS: 1
As somebody who has had a Great Dane believe, they are WONDERFUL dogs but they are also incredibly dumb.
"$kaycog" (skaycog)
08/07/2017 at 19:57, STARS: 2
Poor doggo! But it really is funny.
"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/07/2017 at 19:59, STARS: 0
an old friend of mine had a great dane and a hotdog dog. the great dane wanted a food hogdog so he had his front legs on the picnic table and rears on the bench. the bench overturned and turned the hotdog dog into a sausage patty.
"Birddog" (maintmgt)
08/07/2017 at 20:00, STARS: 1
As a long time owner of Black Labs I can assure you that they would most likely understand if they weren’t there.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/07/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 5
They were great for the first six months, but years later these window washing puns are a major pane.
And yes! I’ve had an old man call me—furious—saying he walked into a sliding glass door and that it was “my damn fault”. The wife didn’t tell him the windows were being washed I guess
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/07/2017 at 20:11, STARS: 2
I threw him a ball for a few minutes afterwards to make up for it
"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
08/07/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 1
When we moved to Florida, our first house had a screened in porch. The first day we were there, the dogs were out lounging in the yard, and my Mom gets a bright idea: Excitedly call for the dogs. Didn’t matter that the door was open, both 80lb dogs come at a full run through two sperate screened portions. Latticework was put up the next week.
"CaptDale - is secretly British" (captdale)
08/07/2017 at 20:12, STARS: 1
That is hilarious. Thank god the owner was there
"Eric @ opposite-lock.com" (theyrerolling)
08/07/2017 at 20:17, STARS: 0
My dad did this to a screen door of my place about 10 years ago. He opened the door, left it open, I close the screen, then he walks right into it, ripping a hole and destroying the frame. It was kind of ridiculous.
"CB" (jrcb)
08/07/2017 at 20:18, STARS: 0
You think you could put that in the testimonials for your... website? Flyer? I don’t know how you conduct your business.
"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion)
08/07/2017 at 20:19, STARS: 1
As someone growing up without dogs, in a city where 1/3 of all households have at least one... It took me forever to realize what the lattice/grate things over the bottom of screen doors were for
"Berang" (berang)
08/08/2017 at 02:24, STARS: 0
For a second I read that as sausage “party”.